People in the North of England have been issued with a serious flood warning due to the fact that everyone in Scotland have been pissing themselves laughing!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to...
Renewal approaching and price for fully comp, protected NCB, legal protection and roadside recovery is well over £400. I have an X reg (10 year old at least) Audi A4 TDI worth about £2000...
At midnight on Sunday 31 December, two analogue clocks were set at the correct time. One clock gains one minute every hour the other clock loses two minutes every hour. (1) When will the clocks next...
One of my 3 fish is looking sooo glum.He sits by the heater and wont eat much.His fins look a bit rough too.I dont know if fish suffer from old age,but I have tried fin rot treatment,turning the temp...
FACT:
79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now.
FACT:
58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT:
37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
FACT:
1 old person is reading emails....
what can i do - it doesn't look too squished, but obviously is quite shocked. it is now in a dark room in a box out of the way, but what should be my next step in caring for it? can't bear to put it...
Today the Tories will outline a plan to get the workshy off benefits. How can they possibly achieve this when for the past 13 years nothing has been done to solve it?
Anyone watching the ospreys at the Loch of the Lowes at the moment? The father has just brought in a fish and the mother is feeding the two newly hatched young. There is still one egg to be hatched....
My wifes face was disfigured in a car crash, and the insurance company promised to pay for the best reconstructive surgery money can buy. The plastic surgeon asked for any old photo's I had of my wife...
At midnight on Sunday 31st December, Professor Stone sets two of his analogue clocks to the correct time. One of his clocks gains one minute every hour and the other loses two minutes every hour. 1....
Dormitory == Dirty Room Desperation = A Rope Ends It The Morse Code = Here Come Dots Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em Animosity = Is No Amity Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's Alec Guinness = Genuine...
Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skilfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken...
Hi everyone, I'm trying to find some kind of gadget that will throw ping pong balls into the air. I've Google ping pong ball launcher and you do get info on how to build a device with elastic bands...
