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Harry did like he always did every evening. He kissed his wife, crawled into bed and went to sleep. All of a sudden, he woke up and saw an elderly man dressed in a robe standing in front of his bed....
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This will make you cry .. turn the sound up and be warned .. a bit of bad language ! https://imgur.com/gallery/Sv0XSWB...
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Found this on Imgur earlier .. it is just one mans view of the current crisis ..... I find it quite rational when all around us appear to be losing their heads. https://imgur.com/gallery/2Es6Zfi...
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Took this photo this morning at the allotment .. there are actually seven worms in the photo. The most I have ever seen in one location ! https://ibb.co/Hzd1qXf...
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A knight felt the calling and decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best...
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A middle aged Irish woman went to her doctor to ask advice in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor. "Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."...
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One day at Sunday school, the teacher was asking the kids where Jesus lives. The teacher picked on one of the kids. "Jesus lives in my heart." "Very good." said the teacher. She picks on another kid...
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Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson from apartment 5 asked me out for a date. I know that you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk to...
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They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his...
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Stannah have just released it's new stairlift .. The Stannah Rapide. It gets you up the stairs so fast, you will still remember what you went up for !...
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An original especially for Jim .. Three mischievous old women were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man named Jim walked by. One of the old women yelled out saying, "We bet we can...
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Posts: 811 Mick and Paddy were fishing on the river Moy when Mick takes out a cigar, finding he had no matches, he asked Paddy for a light, Hold on a minute says Paddy and then reaching into his...
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After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, French Scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a large telephone...
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The Government are basically begging you to do the following ... 1 .. Sit in your garden in the sun 2 .. Drink Beer 3 .. Eat what you want 4 .. Sleep when you want ... and they will pay you to do it...
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Click on 'Not Now ' to view .. https://tinyurl.com/y7nckgon...
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A Scotsman died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks....
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May not be every ones cup of tea .. blues and jazz .. but a little something for free being offered by many artists in troubled times. Been watching him for years, he is usually connected with .....
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A farmer stopped by the local garage to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware...
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Having hung onto the dreaded end of support, I thought I might just hop over to windows 10 at the last minute. The free upgrade is still available from tbe Microsoft website .. via a Media Creation...

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