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Just attended my GP's surgery to have a dressing changed. Here we are in the supposedly affluent South East, in a surgery with more than 20 GPs. The nurse advised me that I really need to return in 2...
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Just received this text ... the only way I have ever received a tax rebate is through a refund in my wages. They want to know your credit card details to give you your taax return. Copying the link...
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Three mischievous old women were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man wandered by. One of the old women yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are." The old...
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A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers.' He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over...
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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said "I am...
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Dear Lord, I Hope And Pray This Happens To Me Toward the end of Sunday Service, the Minister asked his Congregation," How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% of the Congregation held up their...
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You'll be fine," the Doctor said after finishing the young woman's surgery. "But Doctor," she asked, "how long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again ?" The Surgeon seemed to...
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What a fiasco .. arrived in tenerife last thursday and immediately developed flu/cold. The following day I walked a very short distance to sit on the beach. I then heard and felt a pop in my ankle....
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Earlier today I took advantage of the nice weather and went to our local open air swimming pool. I only got spotted having a pee in the pool. The lifeguard shouted so loud I nearly fell in !...
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My daughter is between jobs and has taken up a zero hours contract with Amazon rather than sitting around. Each day she turns up at Amazon and does 4 hours work. She has had a number of offers from...
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My tablet is a Samsung tab s 2 .. it is the fastest tablet I have ever owned by far. It is almost instant when loading pages on any site. You could not ask for anything better. This amazing...
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Has anyone had any experience of this... it's a first for me. Having asked the best gardener I know , he seems to think it is caused by either overwatering or underwatering.... But which is it ?...
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Having just bought a tab s2 .. I am amazed at the speed and the graphics. Getting familiar with the new keyboard layout is a bit hit and miss at this stage. Can anyone tell me where the .. Tab .. key...
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A bit out of my depth on this one .. does anyone know >>> After having been taken through a 'Capability Process' if you were to be dismissed at the 'Capability' hearing .. is the severance payment...
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You told me to let you know if I seen anything interesting. It's just a reminder on the last one I told you about .. Tern ... https://www.google.co.uk/finance?q=tern&ei=KS7sVfHOH4mOUuikn7gH See what...
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A lovely lady called Tracey has just phoned me, she has an Indian accent. Where do they get these names from .. corrie ? She said she was calling from Windows technical Department... I stopped her...
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What shall I do with them .. It has been the best year ever for indoor toms, whereas the outdoor ones have all more or less all failed with blight. But I an still left with a glut of Stripey Stuffers...
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Some time ago I heard Mikey mention .. Malbec as being easily consumed. Never having heard of Malbec as I dont venture much beyond Shiraz and Tempranillo... I was in Morrisons tonight and there on the...
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After a 5 week wait for appointment .. my wife got to see her GP yesterday. She was told to go for an xray, as he felt .. she had a chest infection. This is the fourth time in 8 months this has...
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You will know what I mean when I say this will blow your socks clean off and it's starting in less than 5 minutes and continuing for 4/5 years. Do a bit of research on it.. Coal and Tanzania ... "Kibo...

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