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Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and...
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind...
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A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise', the waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of...
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I have a NEC monitor which is a few years old..MultiSync LCD 1970nx. Every now and then (2/3 times per session) the screen goes black and the power light has gone out. If I wait a few seconds it turns...
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I am trying to list something on eBay but keep getting this appear which stops me completing the listing... Description - Your listing cannot contain javascript (".cookie",...
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Was very surprised to find email flowing into my inbox this morning... Looks like they are not dead and buried after all..!...
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I've got my beer .. me and the cat are going to watch out for it .!
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A man leaves his seaside chalet naked and walks across the nudist beach. Upon reaching the perfect spot he realizes that he has forgot to put any suntan lotion on. He decides that rather than going...
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Has anyone used .. x-o.co.uk .. for execution only share dealing. If so any feedback relating to their service would be appreciated.
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A couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath,although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in...
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Acer aspire 5315 .... vista basic ..2gb My laptop has a fairly small hard drive 80gb .. it has 2 partitions.. (c- d) the c drive is 90% full, and the d drive is 10% full. The laptop is used for...
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On another thread I recently asked about how restore disks could be created. The reason being, I was given an almost new laptop, by a customer who had no further use for it, they had given up trying...
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Just started to get this error code ... what does it mean ? I'm using... Windows Vista........Windows Mail .......Gawab The connection to the server has failed. Subject 'Testing email', Account:...
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his...
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Can you name that tune..! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg9eZxpV3VA...
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A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent £5000 and felt really good about the result. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she...
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Over the past few days when I look at a listing on ebay, I have found thet some images are either realy slow to load, or dont load at all. it only seems to happen on ebay. Besides that my system seems...
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For the third time this week I have had my system shut down and display a blue screen... There is a message saying ...'' Page error in non paged area''... No new software added recently. Fujitsu...
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Having used Gawab for my e-mail ever since Chris recommended it... I have never really had a problem. For some strange reason... today when I try to open my mail a/c (which is filtering through...
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When we finaly go over to digital in 2012... will my existing FM ariel and hi-fi tuner become obsolete.

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