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marval

Chief

A tribe in the jungle consider farting after every meal to be a sign of power, however the chief of the tribe finds it extremely difficult to fart. His servant goes to the doctor and say "big...
22:41 Tue 24th Aug 20102 answers, last by marval 15:50 Wed 25th Aug 2010
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funnygirl

The Pirate

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel...
13:12 Tue 17th Aug 20105 answers, last by tonyted 01:01 Wed 18th Aug 2010
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marval

Don't touch

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he had never left it on its own. But he had to go on a business trip and leave his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbour. So he...
17:27 Sat 14th Aug 20108 answers, last by mrs.chappie 23:50 Wed 18th Aug 2010
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TomPritchard

What is it?

What went up in 1961 but didn't come down until 1989?
11:42 Tue 03rd Aug 20105 answers, last by Sonja85 19:26 Mon 16th Aug 2010
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andypandy

chickens

I think my hen thinks she is German, she is always doing the goose step can anyone tell me why?...
20:55 Thu 12th Aug 20107 answers, last by Avatar 12:57 Fri 13th Aug 2010
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boxtops

Two Baby Beavers have been born in Scotland.

Aaaah - two babies have been spotted, about eight weeks old now, the kits were born to separate families so the beavers are obviously happy up there - the first kits since the beavers were introduced...
08:11 Fri 13th Aug 20105 answers, last by Answerprancer 19:24 Sat 14th Aug 2010
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rov1200

Should Cameron put England first?

http://www.dailymail....tml?ito=feeds-newsxml Why should the Scots need convincing? If the reason is because of the worry about schoolchildren coming home in the dark why don't they start lessons 1...
10:41 Fri 13th Aug 201034 answers, last by New Judge 22:34 Sat 14th Aug 2010
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Price of small plot of land

My mothers got a ramshackle shed standing on plot of land 2m by 3m at the bottom corner of her garden. A builder developing behind the garden would like to buy the plot of land off her to give a bit...
13:25 Fri 30th Jul 201011 answers, last by Avatar 15:29 Wed 11th Aug 2010
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onetoomany

preparing/cycling fish tank

i have had my tank running for a week now, and i feel ready for some fish, the water looks the right colour and state, the filter is working well, i had a heater on in the water aswell, which i turned...
00:16 Sat 07th Aug 201014 answers, last by onetoomany 20:57 Wed 11th Aug 2010
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Gromit

Mini-Skirts are a danger!

Male road accidents soar in summer due to women's short skirts The scorching heatwave in early July caused road accidents to soar because male drivers were distracted by womens' skimpy outfits,...
16:32 Fri 30th Jul 201017 answers, last by Avatar 11:08 Tue 03rd Aug 2010
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Scarlett

How to clean a shower curtain?

I cleaned it with normal bathroom cleaner, and it is better but is still covered in water marks.any thoughts on a good product which will get it back to its original state? It is quite thick plastic,...
12:08 Fri 30th Jul 20103 answers, last by Scarlett 22:15 Fri 30th Jul 2010
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BertiWooster

Dreams

I dont know what category this question would come under - so i'll park it here . Has anyone had a dream where you are in a dangerous situation of life and death - and just before the critical moment...
01:25 Wed 28th Jul 20103 answers, last by Avatar 16:54 Thu 29th Jul 2010
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EDDIE51

Old jokes thread

I see AB ers complaining about old jokes being on here , so what about a thread of nothing but old jokes ? We might find a few that some of us have not heard. Here is a ancient offering to get...
22:12 Wed 21st Jul 201043 answers, last by notafish 23:20 Sun 25th Jul 2010
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jacdo

Butterfles & Moths Quiz

An animal plus part of it. 8 letters
13:59 Mon 19th Jul 20102 answers, last by jacdo 15:08 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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marval

Selling what?

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried,...
17:22 Thu 15th Jul 20106 answers, last by heathfield 15:17 Fri 16th Jul 2010
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DjkeeraDavey

can dogs and pigs have babies?

04:42 Wed 14th Jul 201015 answers, last by jomifl 23:20 Mon 02nd Aug 2010
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Why doesn't Popeye's díck go rusty?

its a fictional item and even if it weren't, human flesh is not subject to oxidisation in atmospheric conditions.
16:54 Thu 08th Jul 20107 answers, last by Hugo-Johnson 17:07 Thu 08th Jul 2010
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funnygirl

Sister Mary and the priest

Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of a parochial school in a very advanced state of agitation. "Father!" she cried, "just wait until you hear this"! The priest led...
18:47 Mon 05th Jul 20101 answer, last by Avatar 15:32 Thu 08th Jul 2010
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marval

Rubber

A man, his wife, and seven children were waiting in a bus stop. After some time a blind man joins them. The bus arrives. The blind man and the large family find themselves walking because of the...
16:18 Tue 06th Jul 201015 answers, last by another-view 12:49 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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Arianna

How can i download FRee Oracle 8i??

14:03 Mon 28th Jun 20102 answers, last by general714 23:40 Wed 30th Jun 2010

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