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I have a broccoli job at the nursing home. I just carry stools about all day....

Woman decides to try to spice up her boring sex life.....................

..........so she starts going commando when she's around her man. That night she's sitting opposite him on the sofa and every now and again she seductively crosses and uncrosses her legs Sharon Stone...

oscarina

Madeleine Mc Cann

Madeleine in the news again,will always be featured until she is found, her parents don't think the government is doing enough to find her What do you think really happened! Her parents did leave her...

zipppy

Prisoners Have the Right To Vote. What's Your Opinion?

Apparently David Cameron is livid with the decision by the European Court of Human Rights which has granted convicted prisoners the right to vote. What do you guys think about the decision? Should...

smurfchops

Where are the blackbirds ?

We used to have three or four pairs of blackbirds in the garden inthe spring, they seem to have disappeared and we didn't even see them feeding their young this year. What happened to them, do they...

chirpychirpy

Macca / Doddy

watching Paul McCartney being interviewed by Dermot O'Leary on ITV...Macca now resembles Ken Dodd without the big teeth. Anyone agree?

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Why is F F S in the Fluffing swear filter?!?!? beggars belief.

Its an abbreviation!!!!

marval

I want one

Swedish coal miners (Sven & Olaf) were down in the mine working. The noon whistle blew for lunch and Sven pulled out a thermos of hot coffee. Olaf looks at it and says, "Say, Sven, what have...

RATTER15

Smells of urine.

What is 100 meters long and smells of urine? The queue outside the Cliff Richard concert....

john1066

Splders

Every time I go in my greenhouse the same spider has spun a web across which I catch with my face, On it's back it has a white 'religious' cross, What type of spider is it,and should I be worried??

tigwig

Who's to blame? - the dog or the child?

My sister in law has a rottweiller (sorry spelling) and yesterday it bit her 8yr old daughter very badly on the cheek resulting in her needing 16 stitches. She is not very good with animals I have to...

The Cowboy

How can I Stop My Dog Rummaging In My Kitchen Bin

Tittle say's it all.

albalass

Can anyone identify this bird please?

i saw about 100 of these birds all on a grassy bank about 9 o'clock last night. same shape as a pigeon but slightly smaller. they were white with pale grey wings.

McMouse

The Chicken Farmer

There was a chicken farmer who lived in a village in China. One year,his chickens were afflicted with a strange blight that caused them to lose their feathers. The farmer was deeply concerned about...

kopend

animal squirrel

what is the name of an animal that looks a bit like a cross between a squirell and a field mouse with a big bushy tail its something like a gilsha gilsha i think - but i could be wrong?

kopend

garden pond

what is best material for a garden pond i.e neoprene / ep / nitrile / pvc etc etc and what thickness should i go for? p.s what can i expect to pay for a pc 15 ft x 25 ft Appx??...

marval

Filter

There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one passed on, the other would take and spill the...

lankeela

My vet

is brilliant at doing castrations, in fact he's the dogs ***.

laurababy

stolen car

Paddy runs into the pub and shouts to Mick somebody has stolen your car : Mick says did you see who did it Paddy says no but i got the registration number