Beauty is in the eye..........

[craft1948]

The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.

They said "Is this your wife sir?"

Shocked I answered "Yes"

They said "I'm afraid it looks like she's been in a car accident"

I said "I know but she has a lovely personality"

[snags]

Like it...

[snags]

And when snags reads this after wondering why he's posted on this thread, I'm sure he'll like it too.... whoops....

[jno]

sometimes I don't know what's going on out there.

[craft1948]

pmsl......naughty girl!!

[piggynose]

you dont look at the mantlepeice when poking the fire

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In fact you can't even see the mantlepiece when your servicing the back boiler