Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers, after a busy (and for some painful) week, time for all Mad Over Fifties to come on down, take off their corsets and relax! Igor is by the entrance eagerly anticipating the arrival of our guests in order for him to stash away their outer garments and broom sticks for concealment around the Towers (who knows if they will ever be seen again!)
Tonight's Tailcock is the "Monsoon" well named and under current weather conditions here at the Towers, most appropriate.
As a result of the inclement weather we have decided to cancel all of our outdoors events this evening, sadly there will be no racing on the race track, or bonfires on the beach, guests may wish to wander around the grounds if they so desire just be sure to take an umbrella from stand by the main entrance.......
Of course the indoor pool is available for members, who may borrow swimwear if they have not brought their own, (members ought to remember that indoor pool does not approve of skinny dipping), as it is under cover, the hot tub is bubbling away nicely on the North Tower and his little friend the mini bar has been restocked and is awaiting his first visitors. The bungee is also ready for use just be careful not to bounce too close to the moat, the piranhas haven't been fed yet today (it's on Igor's list of things to do).
Our hot plate special tonight is meatballs in red wine sauce, (a house speciality) served on a bed of steaming pasta! We also have a delicious selection of volly vonts, horses doovers and canopies. On the pudding trolley we have an orange chocolate mousse, and of course, whipped cream!
In view of the nasty weather we have decided to open up our home cinema, tonight we will be showing that film classic The Maltese Falcon, and a short programme of Bugs Bunny cartoons (Nungate's favourite movie actor)
Club members who wish to dance are invited to the Ballroom to throw some shapes to the music of our favourite local band the Tone Deafs. I am delighted to announce that I have finally managed to keep those Minstrels out of the Gallery and out of the Towers, so members will not be subjected to their tired old madrigals and toccattas! Members are also invited to make full use of all the facilities here at the Towers, we have a well stocked library, which has all the latest magazines and periodicals, from Knitting for
Nuclear Physicist to Quantum Mechanics for the Home Cook! Our fully equipped gym is suffering from a lack of use and our fitness trainer has been terribly depressed from having no one but our chef Scoff to put through his paces (sadly Scoff is still the same size and weight....) All of this and more awaits members, so come on in and join the fun!

For the rofl tonight I offer:
4 fence posts,
a load of old fencing
half a dozen plastic plant pots

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

[DTCwordfan]

Maybe it was Lord Falmouth's son....?

[nungate]

Behaviour like that is to be encouraged. I remember Queenie making our bed all be herself when she was about six - a total mess it was, but I didn't have the heart to tell her so. I told her she was a wonderful girl and thanked her for her efforts and her Dad and I made up the bed when it was time for us to go to bed - so she would be sound asleep and not know we'd remade it!

[DaisyNonna]

Qui?

[nungate]

this thing with Lord Falmouth's son is beginning to become a bit of an hobbsession ......

[DTCwordfan]

Time to be meandering, me thinks. Have a good weekend, what's left of it, and I bid you thank you and goodnight!

[nungate]

Good night DT, sweet dreams, see you next time

[DaisyNonna]

xxx DT

[DTCwordfan]

xxx to all you gals...

[DaisyNonna]

Igor, I feel in need of refreshment. Do you have another bucket?

[nungate]

Igor has been having a little "local" difficulty with his machine, I have informed him and he shall be with you directly with a fresh bucket Daisy.
I shall take a look at his machine in the meantime

[Igor61]

Your bucket Madame Daisy. I seem to be back online again, Madame often says that machines and men should be kicked reguarly to keep them in order, she may be correct, I've been trying for ages to get back in and she turns up!

[DaisyNonna]

Ladies always try to make life easy for everybody. Nun is a lady. Unfortunately some males try to take advantage of this, no aspersions being cast. Thanks Igor.

[nungate]

Igor is a gentleman of the first order

[Igor61]

blushes

[DaisyNonna]

What on earth did I do to DT to set that off?

[nungate]

we must not be too fulsome in our praise of Igor, he is a very sensitive modest soul and we should have a care of his finer sensibilities.....
we really should not make him blush so

[DaisyNonna]

But it is alright to make me blush uncomfortably?

[nungate]

who was it made you blush Daisy? (excuse my tardiness I had to pop out)

[DaisyNonna]

DT. Did not appreciate his ode.

[nungate]

O thought the one about you and Tony was on the sweet side, both of you being ardent Villa fans and all that, not to mention you two seem to have so much in common - I'm thinking that you have lived in the same area as Tony at one point. I was astonished a few years ago when I first came on to MOFC that DT knew where I lived, even wrote an ode about it! Apparently he knew of Nungate and where it was and all that - it was quite a shock to me at the time.