Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Igor is waiting at the doors of Nungate Towers to welcome all of AB's Mad over fifties.
Tonight's Tailcock is on ice the "Aguafresca", a tantalising brew from the depths of sunny Spain, which should go well with tonight's hot plate special a lovely paella, cooked in the true Valencia way, ouside over a fire. To complement the paella, we have a wide selection of Tapas, an introduction of new taste sensations for our regular guests. (the usual selction of volly vont and canopies will also be available) Continuing the Spanish theme, on the pudding trolley we have Crema Catalana (a Spanish version of creme caramel) The Tapster has also joined with our Spanish theme and has a stock of Estrella Damm beers, Asturian cider, and an interesting selection of sherries. (fino, amontillado, manzanilla etc., no Bristol cream here tonight!)
For your entertainment, tonight in the ballroom, we have the Freda Fernandes
Flamenco Dance and Fluff Wrangling troupe, so break out your castanets and get ready to give it some laldy!
In the minstrels gallery our gallant troupe of minstrels are busy warming up their usual selection of madrigals and toccatas as well as preparing to give us their wonderful renditions of Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits (we have asked them not to play White Chrismas this evening)
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the North Tower, the mini bar has been replenished (yet again) many thanks Igor. The bungee is ready to go, and has been relocated over the cliff on the sea side of the west Tower, as the moat has been filled with piranhas. So do try to stay out of it - security measures have had to be increased in light of recent events........
The pins have been set in the bowling alley, tiddlywinks and snakes and ladders all set to go in the games room, a cosy fire has been lit in the snug, for those in need of a quiet moment. We will be holding a rofl later in the evening, and we may yet stage the unveiling ceremony of the plaque outside Mammar's chocolate cupboard.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[queenofmean]

Just having a hellish week Tony - 2nd Stomach Upset and now a stinker of a cold :(

[murraymints]

Where is it ? I know I left a bucket in these bushes last time....was hiding from that ossifer that stalks me at the time.....ah here it is...stick yer straw in bren....slurp.....ahh..listen...they're playing ..our tune..hic..no not OURS bren ...me an tone ...slurp ..true love...trooo lurve.........Got any volly counts there ? And I give tooo yooo an yoo give to me.......hic....for ever true !!....hic

[nungate]

ooooH and the doctors managed to really p*ss her off at the eye clinic on Monday! Tuesday was better, her bf came for a visit! Even met her Dad! (who was charming! - bf scared to meet Dad, yet already met me..... my nickname the Rottweiler!)

[queenofmean]

he was not scared to meet dad!

[Igor61]

Plan B Madame, the special [i bucket.... [i] cough ]

[nungate]

aye right!

[tonyav]

Right Queenie not having much luck with the upset stomachs and now a cold on top of it, you have my sympathy.

Any body seen minty ?, she's gone of with that Brenda somewhere I think. gawd, that Brenda's a bad influence on minty.

[tonyav]

The rottweiler nungate lol.

[murraymints]

Bren ..you stay here..I'll go get more..hic..refreshments...don't move....hic...here hold the vollys...won't be long...listen to the nice music..

[DaisyNonna]

What happened to the bike ride Tony?

[nungate]

Igor, the mickey [i for Brenda please........[i] whispers ] then take her to Belle, she'll know what to do....

[albaqwerty]

Mr alba is bringing one well chewed ear to the raffle,
I'm bringing a stocking with a giant hole n it.
plus an elastic band without it elasticity.

[queenofmean]

he WASN'T - you forget I know him better than you - think what you want but I am right.

I'm sick of it Tony, I've had enough I really have, its a crappy start to 10days off work :(

[Igor61]

..............I have the thing Madame, I shall administer it immediately


Madame Brenda, here's a special tailcock or my own invention

[nungate]

ALBA!!! Great to see you, we've missed you, Queenie even posted a Where is Alba thread. Come away in and take the weight off your garters! Drink?

[DTCwordfan]

Now we know why you were off here for so long, alba, no elasticity in the elastic band when you came to wind it up for the pc...........

[tonyav]

Hello ah wench, great to see ya.

Ah yes the bike Daisy, you'll have to hang on a bit. I've got to change one of the spark plugs, bloody thing was miss firing all the way to nungate towers.

[murraymints]

Brenda breeenda !! Quick over here...behind the bungee....run..I saw him..that ossifer..he's dressed in tight pants and frilly blouse....but it's...hic..him..deffo...here take a glug while I think...slurp..hic....can't get captured again....

[nungate]

Minty, there are no ossifers here at the Towers any more. There are security measures all over the estate and Towers anything that can be has been alarmed and there are piranhas in the moat no ossifers at all can get within a 10 mile radius of the Towers. You may need a little lie down Minty, I think you might be seeing the equivalent of "pink elephants"

[tonyav]

Oh gawd, if that cop catches her again I'll be stuck with the goats all week on my own again.