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nungate | 20:08 Sat 20th Apr 2013 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Igor is waiting at the doors of Nungate Towers to welcome all of AB's Mad over fifties.
Tonight's Tailcock is on ice the "Aguafresca", a tantalising brew from the depths of sunny Spain, which should go well with tonight's hot plate special a lovely paella, cooked in the true Valencia way, ouside over a fire. To complement the paella, we have a wide selection of Tapas, an introduction of new taste sensations for our regular guests. (the usual selction of volly vont and canopies will also be available) Continuing the Spanish theme, on the pudding trolley we have Crema Catalana (a Spanish version of creme caramel) The Tapster has also joined with our Spanish theme and has a stock of Estrella Damm beers, Asturian cider, and an interesting selection of sherries. (fino, amontillado, manzanilla etc., no Bristol cream here tonight!)
For your entertainment, tonight in the ballroom, we have the Freda Fernandes
Flamenco Dance and Fluff Wrangling troupe, so break out your castanets and get ready to give it some laldy!
In the minstrels gallery our gallant troupe of minstrels are busy warming up their usual selection of madrigals and toccatas as well as preparing to give us their wonderful renditions of Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits (we have asked them not to play White Chrismas this evening)
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the North Tower, the mini bar has been replenished (yet again) many thanks Igor. The bungee is ready to go, and has been relocated over the cliff on the sea side of the west Tower, as the moat has been filled with piranhas. So do try to stay out of it - security measures have had to be increased in light of recent events........
The pins have been set in the bowling alley, tiddlywinks and snakes and ladders all set to go in the games room, a cosy fire has been lit in the snug, for those in need of a quiet moment. We will be holding a rofl later in the evening, and we may yet stage the unveiling ceremony of the plaque outside Mammar's chocolate cupboard.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


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You'd probabl;y be safer on a broom Daisy, but it is blowing a bit of a hoolie round the Towers tonight. You and Eric could have one of the guest suites if you'd like....
Gracias por aquel trozo de información en Señora Alex, Nungate. x
She'll be just fine on the back of my bike nungate, if she could teach at Frank F Harrison then she can cope with anything !.
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de nada, sociedad.

mmmmm Tony.....
Thanks nungate. I trust Tony to bring me back safe and sound. Otherwise I would deck Minty. Would appreciate a guest suite but unfortunately do not have my medication with me. Perhaps another time?
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Of course Daisy, we can provide just about anything you need for a short stay at the Towers, the one thing we can't manage is meds, everyone would need to bring their own...
Right hold tight Daisy, lets get you home you can't be missing your tablets.
Tony, you are so charming. :)
Baie danke Minheer Tony. Eric, fly point. Totsiens all.
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Good night all. Igor, gather the staff together they can begin the clear up.
You may take some time out to attend to your chains..

I shall be in my chambers if you need anything....
Thank you Madame.

Right you lot, get yer fingers out! Clean up time!

Where's me polish?
Good night all, don't worry about Daisy I'll look after her.
Igor......Minty drank your polish - I think it wa by accident. Daisy, watch that tony, say no if he asks you if you want to look/stroke his furry dice!!!
Oi, I bloody heard that.

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