Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Igor is waiting at the doors of Nungate Towers to welcome all of AB's Mad over fifties.
Tonight's Tailcock is on ice the "Aguafresca", a tantalising brew from the depths of sunny Spain, which should go well with tonight's hot plate special a lovely paella, cooked in the true Valencia way, ouside over a fire. To complement the paella, we have a wide selection of Tapas, an introduction of new taste sensations for our regular guests. (the usual selction of volly vont and canopies will also be available) Continuing the Spanish theme, on the pudding trolley we have Crema Catalana (a Spanish version of creme caramel) The Tapster has also joined with our Spanish theme and has a stock of Estrella Damm beers, Asturian cider, and an interesting selection of sherries. (fino, amontillado, manzanilla etc., no Bristol cream here tonight!)
For your entertainment, tonight in the ballroom, we have the Freda Fernandes
Flamenco Dance and Fluff Wrangling troupe, so break out your castanets and get ready to give it some laldy!
In the minstrels gallery our gallant troupe of minstrels are busy warming up their usual selection of madrigals and toccatas as well as preparing to give us their wonderful renditions of Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits (we have asked them not to play White Chrismas this evening)
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the North Tower, the mini bar has been replenished (yet again) many thanks Igor. The bungee is ready to go, and has been relocated over the cliff on the sea side of the west Tower, as the moat has been filled with piranhas. So do try to stay out of it - security measures have had to be increased in light of recent events........
The pins have been set in the bowling alley, tiddlywinks and snakes and ladders all set to go in the games room, a cosy fire has been lit in the snug, for those in need of a quiet moment. We will be holding a rofl later in the evening, and we may yet stage the unveiling ceremony of the plaque outside Mammar's chocolate cupboard.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[Iluvspikey]

Tony's won my basque, are you going to model it tony?

[tonyav]

Never been to Morecambe.
Sorry Daisy, I'll get it fixed the bike for next week.
Frank F Daisy lol, lovely place the Beechdale !

[tonyav]

Hey I thought you were gonna model it ILS ?

[DaisyNonna]

Believe it when I see it.

[nungate]

will this do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-SAnFtkLF0

[Mammar]

QoM - that lady's rather fetching. Got a few ideas for me dance off her!
However, I preferred a nice bit of Steven Tyler and that Rod bloke

[nungate]

I think she has been hunting for that particular version of that song for me Mammar, I keep hearing it as a trailer for a programme on Sky and she's taken the time to look for it for me (well she has an app on her phone or ipod that tell her what a particulat piece of music is - she points it at the tv and it tells her!)

[Mammar]

I regret I don't have enough energy for the dance so with Nungate's permish I shall crawl upstairs and snuggle under the duvet in the spare room. Thank you, dear Nungate, for the evening and a bacon sarnie with HP sauce for breakfast would be lovely.
Night night all x x

[tonyav]

Right then Daist, I've changed the plugs now get yer leather on. It's a Honda Fireblade by the way.

[tonyav]

Good night then Mammar gawd no dance again.

[tonyav]

Daist ?, I mean Daisy.

[Mammar]

Ah! I should have gone to Specsavers. We have such similar titles :-)
X x

[nungate]

There are no spare rooms in the Towers, you can have one of the guest suites
See Belle, she organises everything for any guest who wishes to stay over, the West Tower has all of our guest suites, you'll be very comfortable there..

[DaisyNonna]

One lives and learns. OK Just glad I don't have my white kid stilettos on this time. What a mess they were.
Ready when you are.

[nungate]

Are you taking Eric with you on Tony's bike Daisy?

[tonyav]

Right hop on the back Daisy and hold tight !, hope you like doing wheelies lol.

[nungate]

Make sure you have your kevlars and crash helmet Daisy!

[DaisyNonna]

Not bl00dy likely!

[Igor61]

Madame, shall I begin to tidy up and so forth? Only I've got my chains to buff later......

[DaisyNonna]

Crash hat is fine. No fancy hairdo.