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nungate | 20:08 Sat 20th Apr 2013 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Igor is waiting at the doors of Nungate Towers to welcome all of AB's Mad over fifties.
Tonight's Tailcock is on ice the "Aguafresca", a tantalising brew from the depths of sunny Spain, which should go well with tonight's hot plate special a lovely paella, cooked in the true Valencia way, ouside over a fire. To complement the paella, we have a wide selection of Tapas, an introduction of new taste sensations for our regular guests. (the usual selction of volly vont and canopies will also be available) Continuing the Spanish theme, on the pudding trolley we have Crema Catalana (a Spanish version of creme caramel) The Tapster has also joined with our Spanish theme and has a stock of Estrella Damm beers, Asturian cider, and an interesting selection of sherries. (fino, amontillado, manzanilla etc., no Bristol cream here tonight!)
For your entertainment, tonight in the ballroom, we have the Freda Fernandes
Flamenco Dance and Fluff Wrangling troupe, so break out your castanets and get ready to give it some laldy!
In the minstrels gallery our gallant troupe of minstrels are busy warming up their usual selection of madrigals and toccatas as well as preparing to give us their wonderful renditions of Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits (we have asked them not to play White Chrismas this evening)
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the North Tower, the mini bar has been replenished (yet again) many thanks Igor. The bungee is ready to go, and has been relocated over the cliff on the sea side of the west Tower, as the moat has been filled with piranhas. So do try to stay out of it - security measures have had to be increased in light of recent events........
The pins have been set in the bowling alley, tiddlywinks and snakes and ladders all set to go in the games room, a cosy fire has been lit in the snug, for those in need of a quiet moment. We will be holding a rofl later in the evening, and we may yet stage the unveiling ceremony of the plaque outside Mammar's chocolate cupboard.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


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Tony. a true gentleman would look after his lady friends and you casually announce they have gone missing?
Anything could have happened - they could be being eaten by pirhanas as we speak.
As it is a Spanish themed evening, your threat tonight is to watch your cojones if the ladies don;t get home safely
And everone's gone
(Sad face)
Sorry for interrupting, but, where's Lady Alex? I haven't noticed her at these jolly mad soirées. Hope she's well.

Mrs. O, oooh that collection of books sounds divine, and the authors are very well known best sellers.
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Oh dear. I seem to be suffering from dontopedology tonight. Zacs, you don't have to go out into this hoolie if you don't want to. I assumed your were perhaps looking for a more "adult" sort of entertainment.....come, have a bucket of Aguafresca....

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Tony. a true gentleman would look after his lady friends and you casually announce they have gone missing?


Errrrrr excuse me mrs overhang, but that Brenda put me in traction for three months on our last meeting !.
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I think LadyAlex has gone into retirement from these shindigs Society, I was
"volunteered" by my daughter Queenofmean for this enterprise.... we'd love it if she were to pop in one evening

REst assured Mrs O that the "missing" ladies are veing well taken care of, besides we put the safety nets down over the moat when we thought there might have been a possibility of her jumping in......
Oh there are a select few left.
Nungate, dear, do you think there's a big enough audience if I offer to do my world renowned Dance of the Seven Chocolate Wrappers?
I could use some of them in the Asda bag
Oh oh everyon'e gone. :(
nungate - the net is a good idea...to protect the pirhanas

Where is igor with my bucket?

Now, should I go for the bungee jump or show off my jiving skills to the madrigals?
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Mammar you feel free to do anything you want to do, we don't mind, (just don't do it down at the stables and frighten the horses!


Does everyone have their tickets for the rofl ready? Best beloved is about to pick the winning tickets...
Ohhhhh, can't wait to see Mammars dance.
Mammar, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger now he's dead.....
Mamman...head over to Mamya's night night song..something for you
Where's me tickets?
Hey Zac's doing Karaoke.
If I don't win that Asda bag back from the roffle, the dance'll be off, Tone
A gentleman does not invite a lady to ride his motorbike and then mutter about plugs. just because I taught at Frank F. Harrison school. The jewel in the crown of Bloxwich
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Are the Minstrels playing Queen now? Goody.



Tickets ready?
~Then we'll begin


tonight's winning number is: Red

and the winning colours:

4
25
12
23
36

Winners can collect their prizes from Belle in the vestibule upon production of a winning ticket......


looks like I got lucky! I got the sequins!
And do you know why that bloke got shot?
'Cause he was caught stealing my chocolate!
Well, tony it's about time someone got this party started. It's like a wet weekend in Morecambe.

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