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Igor is waiting at the doors of Nungate Towers to welcome all of AB's Mad over fifties.
Tonight's Tailcock is on ice the "Aguafresca", a tantalising brew from the depths of sunny Spain, which should go well with tonight's hot plate special a lovely paella, cooked in the true Valencia way, ouside over a fire. To complement the paella, we have a wide selection of Tapas, an introduction of new taste sensations for our regular guests. (the usual selction of volly vont and canopies will also be available) Continuing the Spanish theme, on the pudding trolley we have Crema Catalana (a Spanish version of creme caramel) The Tapster has also joined with our Spanish theme and has a stock of Estrella Damm beers, Asturian cider, and an interesting selection of sherries. (fino, amontillado, manzanilla etc., no Bristol cream here tonight!)
For your entertainment, tonight in the ballroom, we have the Freda Fernandes
Flamenco Dance and Fluff Wrangling troupe, so break out your castanets and get ready to give it some laldy!
In the minstrels gallery our gallant troupe of minstrels are busy warming up their usual selection of madrigals and toccatas as well as preparing to give us their wonderful renditions of Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits (we have asked them not to play White Chrismas this evening)
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the North Tower, the mini bar has been replenished (yet again) many thanks Igor. The bungee is ready to go, and has been relocated over the cliff on the sea side of the west Tower, as the moat has been filled with piranhas. So do try to stay out of it - security measures have had to be increased in light of recent events........
The pins have been set in the bowling alley, tiddlywinks and snakes and ladders all set to go in the games room, a cosy fire has been lit in the snug, for those in need of a quiet moment. We will be holding a rofl later in the evening, and we may yet stage the unveiling ceremony of the plaque outside Mammar's chocolate cupboard.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
carriages at midnight
Tonight's Tailcock is on ice the "Aguafresca", a tantalising brew from the depths of sunny Spain, which should go well with tonight's hot plate special a lovely paella, cooked in the true Valencia way, ouside over a fire. To complement the paella, we have a wide selection of Tapas, an introduction of new taste sensations for our regular guests. (the usual selction of volly vont and canopies will also be available) Continuing the Spanish theme, on the pudding trolley we have Crema Catalana (a Spanish version of creme caramel) The Tapster has also joined with our Spanish theme and has a stock of Estrella Damm beers, Asturian cider, and an interesting selection of sherries. (fino, amontillado, manzanilla etc., no Bristol cream here tonight!)
For your entertainment, tonight in the ballroom, we have the Freda Fernandes
Flamenco Dance and Fluff Wrangling troupe, so break out your castanets and get ready to give it some laldy!
In the minstrels gallery our gallant troupe of minstrels are busy warming up their usual selection of madrigals and toccatas as well as preparing to give us their wonderful renditions of Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits (we have asked them not to play White Chrismas this evening)
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the North Tower, the mini bar has been replenished (yet again) many thanks Igor. The bungee is ready to go, and has been relocated over the cliff on the sea side of the west Tower, as the moat has been filled with piranhas. So do try to stay out of it - security measures have had to be increased in light of recent events........
The pins have been set in the bowling alley, tiddlywinks and snakes and ladders all set to go in the games room, a cosy fire has been lit in the snug, for those in need of a quiet moment. We will be holding a rofl later in the evening, and we may yet stage the unveiling ceremony of the plaque outside Mammar's chocolate cupboard.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
carriages at midnight
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That's better..this sparkly not so scratchy ....Brenda ...over here..bring another bucket for me ..slurp...Well go see what's happening down at the moat....or go for a wee bubbly dodah.....there's some folk leaping around over there....snapping fingers....that new waiting staff for Igor ?? Slurp..ta Brenda...what did you do with tone..was here a bit ago....if he's sloped off again..that woman..is she here ? I'll give you the nod Brenda ..she can go feed the fish in the moat ! She will BE the fishfood...bring some grub too...feeling peckish...
This water thingimabob....really nice ...slurp....
This water thingimabob....really nice ...slurp....
Three old football fans are in a church, praying for their teams.
The first one asks, “Oh Lord when will Tottenham stop buying the refs?”
God Replies, “In the next five years.”
“But I’ll be dead by then,” says the man.
The second one asks, “Oh Lord, when will Manchester United stop buying the refs?”
The Good Lord – answers, “In the next ten years.”
“But I’ll be dead by then,” says the man.
The third one asks, “Oh Lord when will Villa stop buying the refs?”.
God answers, “I’ll be dead by then!”
The first one asks, “Oh Lord when will Tottenham stop buying the refs?”
God Replies, “In the next five years.”
“But I’ll be dead by then,” says the man.
The second one asks, “Oh Lord, when will Manchester United stop buying the refs?”
The Good Lord – answers, “In the next ten years.”
“But I’ll be dead by then,” says the man.
The third one asks, “Oh Lord when will Villa stop buying the refs?”.
God answers, “I’ll be dead by then!”
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