Mad Over Fifties Club

[Igor61]

My lady has asked me to open up the Towers for this evening as she is busy with the ossifers from the local constabulary, they are still looking into the matter of our missing moat. They have at least three suspects and they have found some clues a yellow marigold, a head gasket from a 1964 Cortina and a pile of plastic buckets.
Tonight's tailcock will be the "Arctic Blast" and the hot plate special is a Mince and dumpling pie a hearty warming dish (and my favourite), the pudding tonight is a steamed apple sponge pudding, you can have custard or cream with that (I like the custard)
Those ahem musical bampots that sit in the gallery will be spouting their usual nonsense (why we can't have good old fashioned rock and roll is quite beyond me) they are also threatening to inflict their version of Bon Jovi's greatest hits on us tonight ( oh spare us!)
I expect she (who must be obeyed) will organise a rofl when she finally gets rid of those ossifers (my money is on that suspicious character next door - he has a new water feature in his back yard)
The young mistress is still in her chambers but she will be along shortly (I like her best) she has organised ice skating down at the lake, and hot chocolate and marshmallows will be available down there later. The hot tub is bubbling away as usual and I had to trudge all the way up there with all the stuff that goes in that flippin' mini bar! I've lit the fires in the snug and in the vestibule. Belle has set all the necessary requisites in the retiring rooms ready for the members.

Welcome one and all
Just remember I'll be chucking you all out at midnight (I have my chains to polish!)

[queenofmean]

Igor.....go sit down and rest your chains for 20 mins...mum leave Igor be for a bit will ya

[DTCwordfan]

Is that the HMS Mowbli Dick; I bet he is having a whale of a time and I know there is a porpoise to his being there.

[lady-janine]

hi queenie - how is it all going for you?. i've now got an appointment with someone in the neurophysiology department for nerve conduction studies and electromyography. please don't ask.

[DTCwordfan]

a wee dram for Igor too, me thinks.

[tonyav]

Yes Daisy bet you had some good times.

Minty I'm very very sorry about last Sat night, I'll pay the vet bills honestly !
And was not with any woman last Sat, honest Injun.

[excelsior-1]

hello lady-j, good to see you

igor, my ship is now materialising in the main entrance hall .... may i ask you to go and fetch the raffle prizes please? the door is not locked, and you will find just inside, the following:-

three beer coasters
65 sheets of A2 size paper
a porcelain dolphin
two plastic replica magnum 44 hand guns
my birthday card i got last year from the doctor
a large painting of the citadel on gallifrey .. signed by the president of the time lords

thank you

http://freemp3x.com/play.php?yti=wwz6-dyteH8

[DTCwordfan]

My goodness, Lady J, I'm impressed that Treliske Hospital even has a department called that - I'm not going to type it out or cut and paste......

[tonyav]

Hope they can get you sorted lj.

[queenofmean]

Haha DTC

hey Lady J - everything is pretty good, all results came back clear was a possible kidney infection. Just playing a waiting game at the mo so that's all that. Awww my hands are available for holding if required :) x

[lady-janine]

wee dram, wee dram. don't be stingy DTC give him a bucket full. after all that running around he deserves it. poor little buggar.

[DTCwordfan]

It's the Celticness in me, but you should see the size of my quaich......

[DaisyNonna]

Igor, my friend, I hate to be a bother, knowing how busy you are and how much responsibility you have for a successful evening. May I have anothetr Arctic Blast? I do so feel the cold.

[tonyav]

Oh and while your up your Igorness could I have another bucket please.

[nungate]

My Excel, doesn't the vestibule look nice?

[murraymints]

Oo those bubbles....go everywhere they do.....hee hee...slurp....s`all right lady...tones told me he was helping the local brownies through the snowstorm...wasn't with her.... slurp....might have some of that Apple ...hic...pud and custard now....slurp....skating...skating ! Get me sparkly...slurp...wait till youse all see my bolero....trained at Murrayfield ice rink...Phillip and whatsername...wanted me on the telly....the sparkly will look soooper on the ice....hic....

[tonyav]

Got to pop out and collect daughter No 2 up from work, back in a bit.

[excelsior-1]

i have always been impressed by your vestibule, indeed, the whole castle

[excelsior-1]

easy driving tony .... looks nasty out there

[lady-janine]

te care our tone. it's nasty out there.

[lady-janine]

take care i mean.