Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Another Saturday night and Nungate Towers has opened its doors to welcome all Mad over Fifties.
What delights have we in store this evening? Well tonight's Tailcock comes to you courtesy of Igor (our faithfull ancient retainer) who has invented a drink all on his own (he got into the Tapsters bar supplies it would seem) Igors' Chain he calls it! A lively and interesting (not to mention potent) brew of Peach schnapps, a few other spirits and fruity delights known only to Igor who refuses to divulge the exact ingredients! Queenofmean has insisted that tonight's hot plate is my meatballs in red wine with pasta, and continuing the Italian theme on the pudding trolley is a wonderful creamy tiramisu, naturally we also have on offer the cutomary selection of horses doovers (can I reiterate they did NOT come from Tesco!) and volly vonts.
Tonight we have drafted in our local band the Tone Deafs to provide the music for our revelries - I have given the Minstrels the evening off so they can attend the annual Minstrel convention on Muckleflugga.
As always, bungee jumping is available from the south tower, the hot tub is all fired up and bubbling on the north tower, the Tapster has set up the bar in the Great Hall so let our revelries commence!
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

Sleighs have been ordered for midnight.

[Mammar]

DT if you persist in these snide comments about my worth I shall be forced to remove you from my "friends" list on FB and I shall not be "poke"ing you any more

[queenofmean]

I have made it actually - I made it last time we had it - years ago

[nungate]

Well there you go queenie, there may well be chicken breasts in the freezer but I'm not really sure...

[excelsior-1]

just getting out of the hot tub briefly, to refill my glass, and to get some more meatballs

[DTCwordfan]

Shame Mammar, lol,

I am not not on FaecesBook.

[nungate]

Don't forget your bathrobe Excel, you know you could just ring and someone will fetch you all you need..

[DTCwordfan]

(and tony must be in even more trouble for the thousands aside).

[excelsior-1]

well, i offered to refill queens' glass aswell

[DTCwordfan]

some more juice please, Igor.....might need to scarper if Mammar has that axe of yours in hand....

[maggiebee]

A very late good evening to everyone. I spent some time digging out the horse and carriage, the snow is still rather deep, if not exactly crisp and even, on the home front. Unfortunately I had to switch to the horse and sleigh at the last minute. Igors' Chain sounds rather tempting and any crumbs from your ample table would be most welcome. I will pass on the bungee jumping and hot tub if you don't mind and rest my aching limbs with a large libation while listening to the Tone Deafs. Cheers m'dears.

[tonyav]

No need to remind her DT.

[murraymints]

why Exc....what a fine figure...hic...of a man..hic...you are by the way....ssssshhhh...dont tell tone.....number bucket pleeeze Igor.....

[tonyav]

Evening maggie, passing on the bungee jumping, it's great honestly the snow cushions the fall.

[tonyav]

Oi minty I've got my eye on you lol.

[maggiebee]

Snow Tone? Snow? If I see any more bl**dy snow I'll have a nervous breakdown! Igor, a bucketful if you please.

[Mammar]

Well hello Maggie.
Regretfully, the tiramisu has been dispatched off, much like DT will be if he doesn't behave. However, I shall be pinching his name for that social networking site as it seemed particularly appropriate

[murraymints]

right.....where's that lackey band...I'm gonna jump now....wheeeeeeeeee......

[nungate]

Minty, can I have a quick word? ( If I were you I'd steer clear of Excel,
Tony's got an eye on you and I doubt whether Queenie and Sibton would be pleased if were to try and make a move - I think twice before crossing Queenie and I'm her mum!

[tonyav]

No ice in your bucket maggie.

[Mammar]

And Tone, your bucket is returned, dentless. As if I'd allow harm to come to Nungate's precious silverware and risk not being allowed to use one next week. I would hate to be downgraded to drinking my tailcock out of a less attractive receptacle.