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Q I Elves- No Such Thing As The News

There's an upcoming tv show No Such Thing As The News which is being produced by John Lloyd https://rts.org.uk/article/qi-elves-get-their-own-bbc-two-show - it seems that it's going to be a tv version...

bednobs

Qi Elves Radio 2

this week, while i was getting ready for school one of the questions for the QI elves was "why when you blow on something it's cool, but when you "huff" on something it's warm. I didnt have a chance...

wired

Santa's Elves

I've just purchased a Groupon entitling me to borrow one on Santa's elves who will cook the turkey, take the smell out of Brussels sprouts,gift wrap,clean up fallen tree needles and make sure that...

zak21

Elves

the elves ssecretly helped which trradesman make his products

Immortal298

Elves pregnancy

I'm working on a fantasy novel at the moment and i need some advice. One of my characters, an elf, is pregnant and i'm trying to decide how long the gestation period should be. The...

PaulYukochan

Elves - immortal or just simply, dont die of old age?

THe elves in lord of the rings are immortal. Yet they can die of grief or be slain. HOw is this immortal?

DTCwordfan

Christmas Announcements (1)

CHANGING CHRISTMAS: A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated - thanks Barmaid. . . Please read the following carefully: I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer...

starone

A Christmas story for people having a bad day

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was...

rockyracoon

Christmas joke

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was...

Jemisa

A Little Christmas Story..

A Little Christmas Story When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus...

marval

Where

One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip... but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys...

DTCwordfan

Happy Christmas

One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their contract and were threatening a walk-out. Mrs. Clause was pisshed off that Santa was never around to...

DTCwordfan

For Those Of You With 4 To 6 Year Old Kids Or Grandchildren.

Just select all and copy into Word. Use Select F and type Coco into the popup box and then hit the replace button and type in your chosen name.....then replace all on the lower line and you have...

WELSHYORKIE

Timmy Writes To Santa

Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an...

Slapshot

Santas Letter

2 Cold Street North Pole, Canada H0H 0H0 I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to...

ahenkorah

Consider how Frost treats the theme of human alienation, the feeling of not being connected to either another individual, a community, nature, one’s self, or one’s destiny. To what extent are his poems’ speakers aware of their alienation

Something there is that doesn’t love a wall, That sends the frozen ground-swell under it, And spills the upper boulders in the sun; And makes gaps even two can pass abreast. 5 The work of...

Bobbisox

A Christmas Story

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was p1ssed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!...

emma_llew

Snow monster Children's Christmas cartoon film from 80's-90's... HELP!

Hi guys, I REALLY hope you can help me here... I'm trying to remember the name of a film/movie that was out in the 80's-90's. It was a Christmas cartoon that I had on video as a child... it wasn't a...

marval

Letter from Santa

2 Cold Street North Pole, Canada H0H 0H0 I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to...

raysparx1

Poor old santa.

'Twas the night before Christmas an' Old Santa was ******, He cussed out the elves and threw down his list, Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks, I have a good mind to scrap the whole...

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Mike25

Neighbours Log Cabin Beside My Wobbly Tree

My neighbour bought a new log cabin and had it installed right beside our property line and a tree that if fell would destroy his cabin. I assume if it falls I'll have to pay for the damage?... ...

StupidGuy

Just A Regular Question

Idk where to put this I know this question is very different to my normal questions, but I want to know how to set my profile picture. The edit profile page says that i need to 'Go through an short... ...

DTCwordfan

Post-Christmas Story For Your Youngsters - What Happens To Xmas Trees!

Last night on MoFC, there was a wee chat between nungate, lcg, mammar and myself about writing - be it creative, term papers, university research papers or stories. Like many folk, they had written...

DTCwordfan

For Those Of You With 4 To 6 Year Old Kids Or Grandchildren.

Just select all and copy into Word. Use Select F and type Coco into the popup box and then hit the replace button and type in your chosen name.....then replace all on the lower line and you have...

mikey4444

You Couldn't Make It Up !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-27907358 I have read this twice and I am still not sure if I believe it ! You might expect this sort of thing in a backward, third-world country, but Iceland ? No...

jno

opening photos

when I click on a photo in My Pictures it insists on opening in Adobe Photoshop Album Starter Edition 3.0 (I didn't even know I had this but I assume it came with Photoshop Elements 3). I'm given the...

pastafreak

Could This Threaten The Existence Of Iceland?

Very scary news...800 earthquakes in a matter of hours...1,000s in several... ...

jennyjoan

Forgiveness My Ignorance

When my nephew and his daughter visited my house last Christmas - they talked about the "bad elves" wrecking their house. Anybody explain please....

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. the sky is clear this morning. A hot day on it's way. Yesterday was good once the cloud cleared, the wind kept it reasonably cool. I got the pressure washer out and cleaned the garden...

cupid04

Christmas...

Q] What's the difference between a Christmas tree and a man? A] A Christmas tree will stay up for twelve nights, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on....

Bbbananas

What interesting fact have you just discovered recently?

I always imagined 'Itchycoo Park' (as in Small Faces' song) to be in America somewhere. And had a lot to do with drug taking. In fact - it is a place in Ilford - rumoured to be so-called because of...

##Wardy##

Lord of the Rings

It has been a long time since I read the books, so I am hoping somebody can explain some things from the movie. 1) Is Gandalf classified a man? If not, how come is a ring bearer? 2) If Elves are...

murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Monday morning birdies xx hope you are all well..internet problems here today..but the sun is peeping through.lol..have a great day whatever you are doing xx...

jennyjoan

Forgiveness My Ignorance

When my nephew and his daughter visited my house last Christmas - they talked about the "bad elves" wrecking their house. Anybody explain please....

Bean77

Fairies The King Swaps One For A Point

Fairies the king swaps one for a point...

Khandro

Night Poem From Khandro

The Donkey When fishes flew and forests walked And figs grew upon thorn, Some moment when the moon was blood Then surely I was born. With monstrous head and sickening cry And ears like errant wings,...

Theland

Complaints To / From Neighbours?

Have you ever had to complain to a neighbour, or had a neighbour complain to you, about anything?

Vagus

Elf On A Shelf

I have three, one for each of the babies in our family. The elves are currently doing mischievous things.... Do you have any?...

lforbes1

Looking For A Poem - World War Two

The only clues I have are that it is a World War Two poem about a wall, metaphorical wall between two countries and two people are building the wall.

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How to create quick and cryptic crossword puzzles

Step-by-step guide to creating crosswords. Comparison of the best online tools, tips on creating the grid, plus how to write quick and cryptic clues.10:19 Fri 03rd Sep 2021

Top Ten Christmas Films

Christmas is not Christmas without a whole deluge of old and new films on the TV. There are the classics, the ones for the kids and the period dramas. Whatever you are into there is a Christmas movie to suit everyone. Here is a list of our top ten films relating to Christmas: A Christmas Carol – th...12:00 Tue 20th Dec 2011

The Lord Of The Rings The Fellowship Of The Ring

Amazon.co.uk WidgetsThe Lord of the Rings The Fellowship of the Ring is a fantasy adventure film. The first in the series based on the book By J.R.R Tolkien of the same name the film was directed by Peter Jackson. The film introduces the Hobbits to the world and particularly Bilbo and Frodo who starts out on the adve...09:25 Fri 09th Jul 2010

Why hasn't Lord of the Rings been made into a film before

A. It's supposedly the most popular novel of the 20th century (and is Tony Blair's favourite), but there have been problems bringing the JRR Tolkien film to screen. There was a 1970s cartoon of the01:00 Mon 10th Dec 2001

Back in the news - the Lord of the Rings

Q. Why is The Lord of the Rings back in the headlines A. It may have escaped your notice that a major three-part version of J.R.R. Tolkien's classic epic The Lord of the Rings is heading for our01:00 Mon 24th Sep 2001

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