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Rondy

The Twelve Days Of Christmas

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS: On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me, I'm glad we've bought a turkey and a proper Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be...
16:10 Thu 23rd Jun 20223 answers, last by Shaglene 15:52 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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Rondy

Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf...
11:34 Fri 10th Jun 20222 answers, last by Shaglene 14:49 Sun 12th Jun 2022
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Rondy

Two Of Them

A man is mending a puncture on his car watched by a neighbours' young lad. "What's that?" the lad says " A screwdriver" says the man "I use it to remove the hubcap." "My dads got two of them" says the...
10:45 Sun 12th Jun 20222 answers, last by Shaglene 14:38 Sun 12th Jun 2022
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Rondy

Farmers Meeting

In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her peace. When she...
14:51 Tue 24th May 20224 answers, last by Canary42 21:26 Tue 24th May 2022
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Rondy

The Fireman

A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife "Ya know sumptin', womon, we have a wonderful new system at de Fire Station... Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings, we...
17:54 Wed 18th May 20221 answer, last by Shaglene 19:02 Wed 18th May 2022
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Rondy

Indian Chief

There was this Indian chief who was straining to blow a fart but it wouldn't come out. So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor and he says, ''Big chief, no fart.'' The doctor gives him a can...
11:32 Fri 13th May 20223 answers, last by Shaglene 18:58 Fri 13th May 2022
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Rondy

B&Q

I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a close call yesterday. I walked into B&Q yesterday and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on asked me...
17:08 Sat 07th May 20223 answers, last by Shaglene 19:10 Sun 08th May 2022
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Rondy

Smoke Rings

Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings." The second boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose." The third boy...
11:20 Sun 08th May 20222 answers, last by Shaglene 19:08 Sun 08th May 2022
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maggiebee

Reading List

How to Write Big Books by Warren Peace The Lion Attacked by Claude Yarmoff The Art of Archery by Beau N. Arrow Songs for Children by Barbara Blacksheep Irish Heart Surgery by Angie O'Plasty Desert...
11:25 Mon 25th Apr 202220 answers, last by Patsy33 12:49 Tue 26th Apr 2022
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Rondy

Venus And Mars

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and...
15:57 Mon 11th Apr 20221 answer, last by Shaglene 19:04 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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maggiebee

Scottish?

Tongue in cheek, but funny too. IT'S A PURE DEAD GIVE-AWAY THAT YOU'RE SCOTTISH IF :- 1. You consider scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine as good weather. 2. The only sausage you like is...
17:44 Mon 11th Apr 20224 answers, last by Shaglene 18:50 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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maggiebee

Ancestry

I have always been proud of my Scottish heritage but when researching my family tree I found that my ancestors were actually from Transylvania! Now I can't even look at myself in the mirror....
11:27 Fri 08th Apr 20222 answers, last by Shaglene 19:00 Fri 08th Apr 2022
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Rondy

Gone Skiing

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm...
12:10 Fri 08th Apr 20222 answers, last by Shaglene 18:55 Fri 08th Apr 2022
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Rondy

Three Kings

In times long past, The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front of their nations all ready to see who of the three has the largest penis. The king of Spain takes his...
15:55 Sat 02nd Apr 20221 answer, last by Shaglene 11:20 Mon 04th Apr 2022
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Rondy

The German Pen

I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it because it was prettier than most. The clerk said, "It's made in Germany." I said, "That's too bad, I can't use it then." The...
16:10 Thu 24th Mar 20221 answer, last by Shaglene 20:07 Thu 24th Mar 2022
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Rondy

Passenger Train

A passenger train is creeping along, painfully slowly. Finally, it creaks to a complete halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out the window. "There's a...
16:58 Thu 24th Mar 20221 answer, last by Shaglene 20:06 Thu 24th Mar 2022
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mallyh

What

what do you do if a bird does a poo on your windscreen ............................. don't ask her out again ok i'm getting my coat :-)...
19:36 Thu 24th Mar 20224 answers, last by William51 18:26 Sun 27th Mar 2022
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stocksman

The Longest Slide In History.

Jesus went from Jericho to Jerusalem on his ass. Must be true, it's in the Bible....
16:47 Tue 08th Mar 20225 answers, last by Peter Pedant 17:07 Tue 08th Mar 2022
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Rondy

Filling Up At The Pumps

A chap at our local Shell garage told me that rising diesel prices don’t affect him because he only ever buys £20 worth at a time and it’s always £20 .....
09:47 Sun 06th Mar 20221 answer, last by Shaglene 15:45 Sun 06th Mar 2022
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Chipchopper

Cheesy Dream

I stood for so long at the cheese counter, waiting to be served, I just went in to a trance-like state. Next thing I knew, I could hear a disembodied voice calling "hello, is it Brie you're looking...
18:02 Thu 03rd Mar 202210 answers, last by Ken4155 09:00 Sat 05th Mar 2022

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