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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is tonight at 7pm. British time. Nothing to download, just follow the link below to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:46 Sun 11th Jun 2023
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50% Off

Went to the local Asda supermarket. The sign says 50% off selected items. So I picked up a £1000 tv. The cashier said: "That’s £1000 please." "I said: " NO it’s £500." Cashier said: " The 50% off is...
15:55 Sun 11th Jun 20231 answer, last by JimF 15:57 Sun 11th Jun 2023
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There's More

I was sat in a restaurant last night and got hit on the back of the head by a prawn cocktail. I looked round and this fella shouts, 'That's just for starters!' ___ My builder is such a nice man. I...
07:26 Sun 11th Jun 2023
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The Environment

I read that taking your bike to work is good for the environment. So I thought, why not? I'm not using the roof rack for anything else....
17:41 Sat 10th Jun 20231 answer, last by Arksided 17:48 Sat 10th Jun 2023
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Great Offer

ANYONE LIVING IN THE WALES/ENGLAND AREA. If so would you be interested in spending the day in a helicopter flight for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more people to join us. We leave early Saturday...
15:29 Sat 10th Jun 20231 answer, last by retrocop 15:44 Sat 10th Jun 2023
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Police

The police knocked on my door this morning. “Do the letters H.B. mean anything to you?” they asked. “No I said.” “What about G.D. then?” “No means nothing to me.” I said. “How about A.J.?” “Look,” I...
12:28 Sat 10th Jun 20233 answers, last by Patsy33 13:15 Sat 10th Jun 2023
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And There's More

The bank clerk asked if I could identify myself. I saw my reflection in the glass and said “yep that’s me!” ___ Chester zoo are bragging they have the best looking chameleon in the world.. I can't see...
11:35 Sat 10th Jun 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 13:16 Sat 10th Jun 2023
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Artist

I’ve been asked by a lady in our village if I would paint her in the nude. I said, ‘If you don’t mind I’ll keep my socks on otherwise I’ve got nowhere to put my brushes."...
09:23 Sat 10th Jun 2023
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My Wife

My wife said she wanted a coat made from animal skins, so I bought her a Donkey Jacket!
06:40 Sat 10th Jun 2023
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The Doctor

A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the UK, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR £20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK £100.' A lawyer thinks this is a great...
14:26 Fri 09th Jun 2023
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There's More

I once met a cheerful lady who told me that she could communicate with dead people. I slapped her hard across her face. I always like to strike a happy medium! ___ I was chatting to a gorgeous Woman...
13:44 Fri 09th Jun 2023
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Streets

Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae and a lemon cheesecake. I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight"...
11:45 Thu 08th Jun 20231 answer, last by Old_Geezer 11:49 Thu 08th Jun 2023
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Holiday

About to go on holiday and my neighbour asks me to bring back 800 cigarettes for him. Got back and gave them to him. 'How much do I owe you?' '£600' 'Blimey, that's dear - where did you go?' 'Rhyl."...
09:31 Thu 08th Jun 20231 answer, last by Barsel 09:43 Thu 08th Jun 2023
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And There's More

Elton John held an inter-county boxing championship for nurses and found that Surrey seems to be the hardest ward. ___ I watched a documentary about the Normans last night. Amazing that such a large...
11:39 Wed 07th Jun 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 13:05 Wed 07th Jun 2023
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Good Manners

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students: "Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the...
10:03 Wed 07th Jun 20232 answers, last by retrocop 10:26 Wed 07th Jun 2023
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The Farmer

A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mum home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Tommy?...
17:44 Mon 05th Jun 2023
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A Few More

A man came to my door asking if I wanted to buy two armchairs and a sofa. I told him I never accept suites from strangers! ___ I bought a wig made out of bum hair but had to take it back to the shop...
11:21 Mon 05th Jun 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 16:45 Mon 05th Jun 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 7pm tonight (Sunday) British time. Nothing to download, just follow the link below to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
15:37 Sun 04th Jun 2023
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Steak

Waiter: "How do you like your steak sir?" Sir: "Like winning an argument with my wife." Waiter: "Ah,rare it is then sir."...
11:22 Sun 04th Jun 20235 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:57 Sun 04th Jun 2023
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A Few More

The French must go food shopping early. I got the last mango in Paris. ___ I'm up in court next week for pinching oats from a farmer's field... I'll probably end up doing porridge........ ___ I have...
11:14 Sun 04th Jun 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 12:05 Sun 04th Jun 2023

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