50% Off

[Rondy]

Went to the local Asda supermarket. The sign says 50% off selected items. So I picked up a £1000 tv. The cashier said: "That’s £1000 please."
"I said: " NO it’s £500."
Cashier said: " The 50% off is only on selected items."
I said: "Yes, SO I SELECTED THIS ONE."

[JimF]