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Little Johnny

Little Johnny lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and Little Johnny hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on...

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On Holiday

A guest on holiday in Jamaica rings down to the hotel reception. "May I help you?" the clerk asks. "Yes," the man says. "I'm in room 858, you need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an...

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A Rich Arab

A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair. He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this...

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Yes, There's More

I had a beer last night and on the side of the can, it said, “Best drunk in June, 2023”. I want to thank the beer company for this prestigious award. ___ I'm in the semi-finals of the 'World Sideways...

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A Young Bride

A young bride was scouring the aisles of the supermarket. Up and down each aisle she went, then started over again. The store manager noticed this and went over to her. "Can I help you find something,...

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The Nun

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take...

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Cotton Mill

I went to see a old friend who works in a cotton mill. He wasn't there. He had gone for cotton. Went back a week later, same thing. Gone for cotton. A week later told he had died. So went to the...

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Chinese Meal

I went out for a Chinese meal last night. Got talking to the waiter. He told me that he lived in Japan during the war and that he was a kamikaze pilot. Hi code name was "Chow Mein." I said, "Correct...

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Factory Visit

An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from a foreign country. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and...

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There's More

Has anyone else ever used WD40 to get rid of mice? It doesn't work, but it stops them squeaking! ___ Just bought a lovely piece of garden furniture - the guy said the wood would need treating so I...

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Fish And Chips

I phoned my wife earlier and asked her if she wanted me to pick up fish and chips. She told me to get lost and slammed the phone down. I reckon she still regrets letting me name the twins......

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And There's More

I saw a man at the beach yelling: "Help, shark! Help!" I just laughed. I knew very well that shark wasn't going to help him. ___ I’m convinced my neighbour has been stealing cement from me. I don’t...

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Falling In Love

My youngest son, Mick, asked me, "Dad, when was the first time you fell in love?" I replied, "When I was 18, I walked in to a pub and spotted the most beautiful, gorgeous blonde that I had ever seen,...

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After Dinner Speaker

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next...

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Art Museum

I got arrested today for walking out of an art museum with a painting. I’m just so confused because earlier when I asked the security if I could take a picture, they said “yes.”...

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High Dependency Unit

Wife was in the HDU!! The husband was unable to control his tears. Doctor: "We are trying our best, but can't guarantee anything. Her body is not reacting. It seems she is in a coma." . . Husband:...

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Know All

During work Mike and Paddy are chatting, Mike: "I've been taking night courses for five months now, and I have an exam next week." Paddy: "Oh!" Mike: "For example, do you know who Graham Bell is?"...

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Car Dealership

A retired old couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman promised to hold a car for them. But they found the car was just sold to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt & a...

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There's More

I made a soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere… It was a broth of fresh air! ___ I just came home from work when my wife ran towards me and tore off all her clothes. At that...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

The link for tonight's Fun Quiz starting at 7pm (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx#...

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Little Johnny

On Holiday

A Rich Arab

Yes, There's More

A Young Bride

The Nun

Cotton Mill

Chinese Meal

Factory Visit

There's More

Fish And Chips

And There's More

Falling In Love

After Dinner Speaker

Art Museum

High Dependency Unit

Know All

Car Dealership

There's More

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

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