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Bondi Beach

Patrick, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach, couldn"t seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice. "Mate, it"s obvious," says the lifeguard,...
09:33 Sat 08th Jul 2023
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In The Library

A boy asked a girl in a library "do you mind if i sit besides you"? The girl answered in a loud angry voice "I don't want to spend a night with you" All the people in the library started starring at...
11:34 Fri 07th Jul 2023
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Urologist

A urologist in London had a water leak in his bathroom on a Sunday. He called a plumber who charged him a £50 call out fee plus another £100 for fixing the problem in 15 minutes. The urologist was...
15:37 Thu 06th Jul 2023
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Desert Storm

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their...
13:38 Thu 06th Jul 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 14:14 Thu 06th Jul 2023
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A Few More

The little known 11th Commandment was "Thou shalt not let anyone else cut your grass." That was Moses' own. ___ Hypnotists reckon they can cure alcoholism merely by planting an idea into the drinker's...
12:37 Thu 06th Jul 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:42 Thu 06th Jul 2023
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Roofing

Paddy is doing some roofing repairs for Murphy. He nears the top of the ladder and starts getting dizzy and shaking. He calls down to Murphy and says: "I think I'll have to go home I've gone all giddy...
17:04 Wed 05th Jul 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 12:40 Thu 06th Jul 2023
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The Fastest Gun In The West

A Cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West: The young cowboy took a...
12:46 Wed 05th Jul 20232 answers, last by maggiebee 13:08 Wed 05th Jul 2023
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Sheep Farming

Paddy - I'm going to take up farming. Murphy - Do you want to buy my sheep pens ? Paddy - Feck me, I didn't know they could write!!...
09:45 Wed 05th Jul 20231 answer, last by maggiebee 10:14 Wed 05th Jul 2023
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And There's More

Newly-released documents from NASA show that the team behind the space program did not work on it full-time, instead working on it during their launch break. ___ I told my doctor every time I eat rice...
18:39 Tue 04th Jul 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 18:41 Tue 04th Jul 2023
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There's More

My friend is obsessed with being a pantomime villain. I think he has a boos problem. ___ I call my wife infinity She goes on and on and on. ___ If anyone has a pair of work gloves they don’t want,...
11:12 Tue 04th Jul 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 14:07 Tue 04th Jul 2023
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On Holiday

A couple on holiday with their young son felt the need to have sex, and in order to facilitate this they sent out young Jamie on to the balcony with an Ice cream and asked him to report on what was...
12:18 Mon 03rd Jul 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Quiz of the week tonight at 7pm (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:02 Sun 02nd Jul 2023
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Baptism

A guy was baptized and dipped in water 3 times........... After the third dip, the Priest said: "You are now baptized, you are a new creation. The old one is gone, no more drinking of alcohol for you....
11:59 Sun 02nd Jul 2023
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Taxi Fare

An Indian cab driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel. Along the way, they saw a Honda motorcycle overtake the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Motorcycle very fast, made in Japan." Then a...
11:12 Sun 02nd Jul 20232 answers, last by DTCwordfan 11:39 Sun 02nd Jul 2023
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His First Pint

I took my son out for his first pint. Got him a Fosters and he didn't like it, so I had it. Then I got him a Carlsberg, he didn't like that, so I had it. It was the same with Guinness and Cider. By...
07:44 Sun 02nd Jul 20231 answer, last by Moorea7 07:47 Sun 02nd Jul 2023
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New Home For A Dog

I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll climb over my neighbour's fence and get it for you....
07:26 Sun 02nd Jul 2023
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Even More

Mate of mine phoned to tell me he had changed his name by deed poll to.....Spinal Column "Can I call you back?" I asked. ___ I said to my wife, “I’ve lost the dictionary.” She said, “Have you looked...
15:32 Sat 01st Jul 2023
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And There's More

Yesterday my brother accidentally swallowed some weed killer. Fortunately he saw the fungicide. ___ My wife just confessed that she broke my favourite lamp. I don’t think I’ll be able to look at her...
11:26 Sat 01st Jul 2023
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New House

A father and son moved into a new house. One day, the father saw the son was looking oddly pale. “What’s wrong, son?” he asked. “Dad, do you believe in gh0sts?” the son asked. “Of course not,” said...
10:48 Sat 01st Jul 2023
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Billy's Date

“Dad, a girl invited me over to her house “: "Oh that is great, Billy. But you should be careful, you are young and an STD or unwanted pregnancy is going to be devastating. Please, remember to wear a...
09:23 Sat 01st Jul 2023

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