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Spliffs

Three men are sitting in a room smoking cannabis. After a few spliffs they run out of gear. One of the men stands up and says, 'Look, we've got loads more tobacco, I'll just nip into the kitchen and...
11:26 Thu 20th Jul 2023
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The Irish Pub

Paddy and Mick owned the pub at the village and after closing time were sitting at the bar, drinking and complaining about how bad business was. It didn't take long for them to both quite tipsy. Mick...
17:29 Wed 19th Jul 20231 answer, last by Buenchico 17:34 Wed 19th Jul 2023
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Nervous Patient

A patient about to go in for surgery at a small hospital was very nervous. Noticing his concern, the head surgeon traipsed up to him and said, "Don't worry, in all of my experience as a surgeon, only...
14:55 Wed 19th Jul 2023
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Grounds For Divorce

Grounds for divorce? Q. Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Q. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about at the time. ___ Q. How did you happen to...
13:53 Wed 19th Jul 2023
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A Kiss

A nurse is out walking in her hospital's park. A man comes up and asks if he can kiss her. "No", she replies. "Well", says the man, "that's the first time I've been refused on medical grounds!"...
12:21 Wed 19th Jul 2023
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Flying

A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to...
09:14 Wed 19th Jul 2023
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Three Sisters

Three sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with...
12:58 Tue 18th Jul 2023
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Just Wed

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin & I'm not! Is there anything you can do to help me?"...
12:15 Tue 18th Jul 20231 answer, last by -SharonA- 12:16 Tue 18th Jul 2023
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Married 25 Years

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to...
18:45 Mon 17th Jul 2023
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Jaguar

A lady walks into a Jaguar dealership and browses around. Suddenly she spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an...
12:27 Mon 17th Jul 20231 answer, last by retrocop 12:31 Mon 17th Jul 2023
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Nudist Camp

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman...
09:03 Mon 17th Jul 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

NEW TIME OF 6PM FOR THE QUIZ OF THE WEEK TONIGHT https://stin.to/f0blx#...
14:13 Sun 16th Jul 2023
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The Beard

A married man was visiting his ''girlfriend'' when she suggested that he shave his beard. ''OK Ken. I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face ''. Ken replied ''my wife loves...
10:59 Sun 16th Jul 2023
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Drunk

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard Paddy, her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.” Paddy lurched into...
07:39 Sun 16th Jul 20231 answer, last by DTCwordfan 07:47 Sun 16th Jul 2023
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Jamaica Holiday

A woman goes on holiday to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, 'What is your name?' 'I can't tell you,' the man says. Every night...
17:23 Sat 15th Jul 20234 answers, last by stocksman 13:18 Sun 16th Jul 2023
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The Dentist

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It’s £90.00. Patient: £90.00 for just a few minutes work???...
14:43 Sat 15th Jul 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 16:06 Sat 15th Jul 2023
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Unemployed

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office: When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Knicker Stitcher, i sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs." The clerk...
11:28 Sat 15th Jul 2023
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Aer Lingus Flight

The Irish are always the first ones to come to the aid of their fellow man... Shortly after take-off on an outbound, evening Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant...
11:25 Fri 14th Jul 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 11:40 Fri 14th Jul 2023
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Into Heaven

An alcoholic, a male nymphomaniac, and a smoker all die and are going to Heaven. When they get to the pearly gates, Peter completely loses him temper. He says, “I’m SO sick of you sinners just being...
09:24 Fri 14th Jul 2023
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Thai Massage

A couple were on holiday to Thailand. The husband ordered a massage for them both in their hotel room. After massaging the man for a while the Thai girl said: "Massage Pinis." The man looked very...
14:18 Thu 13th Jul 2023

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