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My mate Alan was filling in a loan application form last night. He said "I've got a good credit history I reckon I'll walk it.” I said "but your from Liverpool, you'll never walk a loan......" ___ I...
13:56 Fri 28th Jul 20231 answer, last by Ken4155 14:09 Fri 28th Jul 2023
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Road Trip

While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, the elderly woman left her glasses on the table, but she didn't miss them until they were...
09:33 Fri 28th Jul 2023
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I told my wife today that she had the memory of a goldfish. She was fuming!! Well for about 3 seconds. ___ A friend recently went to Middle Eastern restaurant for dinner. Sadly, soon after finishing...
12:05 Thu 27th Jul 2023
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First Time

This man from South Yorkshire is in a field with his girlfriend when he notices an old tree stump. "Ey oop, See that there stump", he says, "I had sex with my first girlfriend behind that booger!...
11:59 Thu 27th Jul 2023
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The Trucker

A truck driver stopped by a bar after a few days on the road. Went to the bar counter and ordered a stout. After 3 glasses, he ask the bartender.. Trucker : 'Hey bro, i am horny, any hooker i can get...
17:53 Wed 26th Jul 2023
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The inventor of the treadmill has passed away. Poor guy never really went anywhere. ___ Son: "Dad, what's an alcoholic?" Dad: "Well Son, you see those 4 trees? Well an alcoholic would see 8!" Son:...
14:27 Wed 26th Jul 20232 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 16:19 Wed 26th Jul 2023
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Drunk Willy

Old Willy is having difficulty making his way home after a bout of heavy drinking with his cronies. After some struggle he is now at his front door checking all his pockets for his door key but to no...
11:44 Wed 26th Jul 2023
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Divorce

A married couple is driving along a motorway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks in a clear voice. “I know we have been...
11:40 Wed 26th Jul 2023
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I saw my ex girlfriend on a trampoline. I think she’s on the rebound. ___ My partner thinks I'm insensitive just because when her cat died I went around singing 'You've lost that loving feline' ___ I...
13:48 Tue 25th Jul 2023
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One Wish Granted

A man caught a goldfish, "Let me go and I will grant you a wish," said the goldfish. "But I don't need anything. I have a house, a summer house by the sea, cars, a cottage in the mountains, a yacht,...
12:03 Tue 25th Jul 20232 answers, last by Geoffrey13 19:42 Tue 25th Jul 2023
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Getting Home

Paddy and Mick are walking home after a night on the tiles. They've got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot. Paddy has a...
12:23 Mon 24th Jul 20231 answer, last by Gramps82 12:03 Tue 25th Jul 2023
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And There's More

I accidentally put my wallet in the freezer last night. It turned out to be a good thing, though. I really needed some cold, hard cash. ___ I ordered a frankfurter in a Newcastle chip shop, they gave...
09:27 Mon 24th Jul 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 13:31 Mon 24th Jul 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is tonight at 6PM https://stin.to/f0blx#...
15:29 Sun 23rd Jul 2023
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In The Pub

A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is done the bartender tells him he owes £9.00. "But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer. "Okay," says the bartender, "If you said...
12:21 Sun 23rd Jul 2023
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Facts Of Life

10 Facts of life: 10- Life is sexually transmitted. 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an...
08:14 Sun 23rd Jul 20231 answer, last by lady-janine 08:59 Sun 23rd Jul 2023
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A primary school teacher in Glasgow asked the class, "Can anybody name a sport that starts with a 'T'?" Wee Billy said, "Yes. Golf." ___ People get annoyed with me when I read over their shoulder on...
07:35 Sun 23rd Jul 2023
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My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the “dry” side. It’s definitely something that needs addressing. ___ Almost all garden gnomes have red hats. It's a little-gnome fact. ___ I was...
11:37 Sat 22nd Jul 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:19 Sat 22nd Jul 2023
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Break In

*An 83-year-old elderly woman, lying on the bed, said to her 87-year-old elderly husband: "Listen.. I just looked out the window and thought the garage light was on. Will you go and turn off the...
18:45 Fri 21st Jul 20234 answers, last by Barsel 18:21 Sat 22nd Jul 2023
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Biology Class

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk'. The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in...
15:01 Fri 21st Jul 2023
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Bananas

Two guys go into a pub. There is a swing band playing the old song "Yes, we have no bananas". Guy 1: I love this song! Guy 2: Yes. I think it's written by Mozart. Guy 1: Of course it's not. They...
14:12 Fri 21st Jul 20231 answer, last by fourteen85 08:32 Sat 22nd Jul 2023

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