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Into Heaven

An alcoholic, a male nymphomaniac, and a smoker all die and are going to Heaven. When they get to the pearly gates, Peter completely loses him temper. He says, “I’m SO sick of you sinners just being...
09:24 Fri 14th Jul 2023
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Thai Massage

A couple were on holiday to Thailand. The husband ordered a massage for them both in their hotel room. After massaging the man for a while the Thai girl said: "Massage Pinis." The man looked very...
14:18 Thu 13th Jul 2023
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In The Pub

An elephant and a Giraffe go into a pub and starting knocking back the pints. The Giraffe (being a softie) decides to call it a day after 12 pints. "Stay and have another" says the Elephant. So the...
11:47 Thu 13th Jul 20231 answer, last by ToraToraTora 11:49 Thu 13th Jul 2023
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The Goblin

A woman runs out of her house one morning and catches a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!" "OK, you caught me fair...
15:04 Wed 12th Jul 20231 answer, last by retrocop 15:15 Wed 12th Jul 2023
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Praise The Lord

"Lord, I have a small problem. "What's the problem, Eve?" " I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake,...
12:08 Wed 12th Jul 20237 answers, last by JJ109 10:12 Fri 14th Jul 2023
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And There's More

DOCTOR: "I'd like to talk to you about your weight." PATIENT: "It was 2 and a half hours." ___ Just bought one of those low energy bulbs from B&Q. Assistant said 'will you be putting it up yourself...
13:52 Tue 11th Jul 20235 answers, last by zebo 11:24 Wed 12th Jul 2023
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Railway Station

AS the porter walked about the railway station, he noticed three girls sitting in the waiting room. They were looking upset, and were obviously crying. He went in. "Aw come on girls cheer up! Come...
05:37 Tue 11th Jul 20232 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:21 Tue 11th Jul 2023
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The Funeral

"After bob died, everyone gathered at his funeral. Then the minister started to speak: "He was a model husband, a decent man, a terrific father.." The widow then makes a motion for her son to come to...
17:56 Mon 10th Jul 2023
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Cricket

I don't get out much these days, mainly because I have a 3ft wide cricket bat. (Owzat?) ___ A friend of mine is a retired cricket umpire. He doesn't lift a finger now. ___...
11:28 Mon 10th Jul 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 11:32 Mon 10th Jul 2023
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Cafe

I was in a cafe this morning and heard two waitresses having a massive row over how long a tea bag should be left in a cup. It got so bad it ended up in violence. I asked the manager what had happened...
10:57 Mon 10th Jul 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is tonight at 7pm. (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:14 Sun 09th Jul 2023
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There's More

It is not generally known that the Duke of Wellington had a twin brother. In school, they were known as a pair of wellingtons. ___ I stopped going to watch live matches at Wimbledon when they added a...
14:49 Sun 09th Jul 2023
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There's More

Yesterday I went rock climbing and the guy above me kept farting. It was by far the worst ass scent I’ve ever had to deal with. ___ I went to the local video shop and asked if I could borrow Batman...
07:38 Sun 09th Jul 20231 answer, last by DTCwordfan 08:14 Sun 09th Jul 2023
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Hitchhiker

I just picked up a hitchhiker on the most desolate road in the North Wales hillside. He asked me if I was worried he might be a serial killer. He jumped out as I was driving when I told him that the...
15:43 Sat 08th Jul 20231 answer, last by cherrychapstick 15:53 Sat 08th Jul 2023
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In Hospital

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on...
14:58 Sat 08th Jul 20232 answers, last by windywillow 15:07 Sat 08th Jul 2023
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There's More

My son took his first steps this morning. The window cleaner was furious. ___ A driver was arrested after a road accident and told the police he had swerved to avoid an octopus in the middle of the...
13:10 Sat 08th Jul 20231 answer, last by windywillow 13:14 Sat 08th Jul 2023
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Bondi Beach

Patrick, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach, couldn"t seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice. "Mate, it"s obvious," says the lifeguard,...
09:33 Sat 08th Jul 2023
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In The Library

A boy asked a girl in a library "do you mind if i sit besides you"? The girl answered in a loud angry voice "I don't want to spend a night with you" All the people in the library started starring at...
11:34 Fri 07th Jul 2023
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Urologist

A urologist in London had a water leak in his bathroom on a Sunday. He called a plumber who charged him a £50 call out fee plus another £100 for fixing the problem in 15 minutes. The urologist was...
15:37 Thu 06th Jul 2023
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Desert Storm

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their...
13:38 Thu 06th Jul 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 14:14 Thu 06th Jul 2023

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