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Learning To Swim

A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church !!!! Everyone was curious and asked her: "why the change in your interest to...
06:50 Sat 01st Jul 20231 answer, last by Tilly2 06:52 Sat 01st Jul 2023
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More Fishing

I went fishing yesterday morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a snake with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in...
15:22 Fri 30th Jun 20231 answer, last by Ken4155 15:26 Fri 30th Jun 2023
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Gone Fishing

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place.... First guy, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my...
14:21 Fri 30th Jun 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 17:29 Fri 30th Jun 2023
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There's More

My kids wanted me to read them a story as soon as possible. So I read them a story from ASAP's Fables. ___ I accidentally downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar app....it keeps draining my...
11:33 Fri 30th Jun 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 14:05 Fri 30th Jun 2023
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And There's More

The doorbell rang and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front door. “Lady,” he announced, “I’m the piano tuner.” The lady exclaimed, “Why, I didn’t send for...
14:26 Wed 28th Jun 2023
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My Wife

Wife on phone..panting and screaming....where are you? Me... I'm at the pub Wife... I think the baby's coming.. Me... He won't get in, he's underage....
14:04 Wed 28th Jun 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 14:06 Wed 28th Jun 2023
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And There's More

The famous American Statesman, William Penn, had two old aunts named Natalie and Ellie who were great at baking pies. But they got greedy and raised the prices up and up till all the people in...
12:10 Wed 28th Jun 2023
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Late For Work

Paddy strolls into work and his boss says: "You're over three hours late." "I know I am," replies Paddy. " I came out of my house and the car wouldn't start. So I walked to my friend Murphy's house...
11:16 Wed 28th Jun 20231 answer, last by retrocop 11:19 Wed 28th Jun 2023
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Engineer

An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at £500; we'll pay you £1,000 if we fail." A...
09:38 Wed 28th Jun 2023
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Skeleton

A skeleton with a dagger in it's ribs has been found on the bank of the River Thames. Forensic services estimate it being over 300 years old. The Metropolitan police are treating it as murder and are...
05:39 Wed 28th Jun 2023
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Selling A House

Billy Brown decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided to sell his old house and put the matter in an estate agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made...
14:28 Tue 27th Jun 2023
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There's More

If anyone knows a good way to clear blocked ears, give me a shout. ___ Me: Doctor I've hurt my penis in a surfing accident. Doctor: Did you fall off your board? Me: No - I slammed my laptop shut when...
11:08 Tue 27th Jun 20232 answers, last by maggiebee 11:21 Tue 27th Jun 2023
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A Pervert

The phone rings and the wife answers. A pervert breathing heavily says: "I bet you have a tight *** and no hair." The wife replies: "Yes I do, he's watching tv.....who shall I say is calling?"...
14:00 Mon 26th Jun 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 15:02 Mon 26th Jun 2023
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Fine Dining

A man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big passionate kiss, says she’ll see him later...
09:32 Mon 26th Jun 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 14:39 Mon 26th Jun 2023
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Visit To The Usa

I once decided to have a holiday in the USA. I needed to go to their embassy for a visa. Officer: "Where to in America sir?" Me: "San Jose." Officer: "It's pronounced as San Hosey sir. The J is...
17:57 Sun 25th Jun 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

THis week's quiz starts at 7pm. British time. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
15:26 Sun 25th Jun 2023
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Dining Out

A preacher at a Christian school, wanted to point out the proper behavior for church. He was trying to elicit from the youngsters, rules that their parents might give before taking them to a nice...
14:27 Sun 25th Jun 2023
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Check Up

The Husband was a bit embarrassed and told the Doctor he had trouble getting an Erection with his Wife and she was getting frustrated. The Doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals, then...
09:05 Sun 25th Jun 2023
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Little Johnny

Little Johnny lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and Little Johnny hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on...
07:31 Sun 25th Jun 2023
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On Holiday

A guest on holiday in Jamaica rings down to the hotel reception. "May I help you?" the clerk asks. "Yes," the man says. "I'm in room 858, you need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an...
12:08 Sat 24th Jun 2023

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