And There's More

[Rondy]

The doorbell rang and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front door. “Lady,” he announced, “I’m the piano tuner.”
The lady exclaimed, “Why, I didn’t send for a piano tuner.”
The man replied, “I know, but your neighbours did.”
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My college son texted me a request for additional funds. He ended his text with "PLZ".
I asked him why he used the abbreviation. He said it was shorter than writing please.
I replied with, "No."
He asked why. I said it was shorter than writing yes.
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