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I asked my boss, "Can I get a couple of weeks off for Christmas?" "It's May," he said. I said, "Sorry. May I get a couple of weeks off for Christmas?" ___ "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled....
11:37 Mon 15th May 2023
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We Were So Poor

Some mates and myself were talking about how hard it was for those of us born just after the war! My family was very poor. So poor the woman next door had me. The mice used to bring us pieces of...
06:35 Sun 14th May 20238 answers, last by Patsy33 13:22 Sun 14th May 2023
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Lawn Mower

This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found one at a yard sale that Little Johnny happened to be manning. "This mower work, son?" the preacher asked. Little Johnny said,...
15:33 Sat 13th May 2023
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The Foreign Legion

A Foreign Legionnaire is posted to an outpost in the Falkland Islands, far away from civilisation......and women...... "Err.........what does one do for, um, romance in these parts?" he asked a...
09:37 Sat 13th May 2023
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There's More

How do you wake up Lady Gaga from a nap? Poker Face. ___ I wrote a play called 'broken bones'......... Now I just need a cast! ___ My mate has a really bad stutter. By the time he told us his nanna...
09:33 Sat 13th May 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 11:01 Sat 13th May 2023
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Dominoes

This young lad played dominoes with his workmates every lunchtime, and every lunchtime he'd win. He walloped 'em; he beat them hollow. Well, one day, the lads had had enough. After their dommies...
13:17 Fri 12th May 20232 answers, last by zabado 21:33 Fri 12th May 2023
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A Handy Tip

A handy tip: When buying an old second-hand car always insist on getting one with a heated rear window. That way, in winter you can warm your hands while you're pushing it....
14:38 Thu 11th May 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 14:57 Thu 11th May 2023
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A Few More

Two not very bright chaps decide to run a pub but fail miserably. One of them suggests opening a brothel but the other is of the opinion that if they couldn't sell beer they'd never sell soup. ___...
11:38 Thu 11th May 20234 answers, last by zebo 13:23 Thu 11th May 2023
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You Asked For More?

My wife wanted me to get more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car. Then I ignored her the rest of the day for no reason. ___ When I went to the doctor’s this morning the last person I...
10:51 Wed 10th May 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:09 Wed 10th May 2023
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There's A Difference

The difference between girls and women: Aged: between 8 and 78 ? At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed At 28 - You don't need to tell her a...
11:59 Tue 09th May 2023
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The Brain Cell

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's brain. She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried, but no...
15:29 Mon 08th May 2023
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There's More

Sign seen on a music shop door. Bach at one offenbach sooner. ___ My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs. ___ I saw that show, 50...
07:02 Mon 08th May 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:30 Mon 08th May 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz starts at 7pm (British time) Nothing to download, just follow the linl below to join in the fun, they're all easy questions. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
15:44 Sun 07th May 2023
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There's More

I had some sad news today of my cousin from the Dutch side of the family. Apparently he invented the worlds first inflatable shoes but when he went out onto the cobbled streets of Amsterdam he popped...
15:25 Sun 07th May 2023
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And Some More

I've been invited to a Coronation street party… I think I'll go as Ena Sharples. ___ Think I might have Weil's disease..... Well they say its going round and round! ___ I remember having free milk at...
12:58 Sat 06th May 20232 answers, last by maggiebee 13:35 Sat 06th May 2023
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In School

A school teacher was having a bit of difficulty with an unruly class. Having reached his limit, he took the blackboard pointer and aimed it at one of the ring leaders! "There's an idiot at the end of...
06:36 Sat 06th May 2023
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Oh No!!! There's More.

I ordered one of those mail-order brides, but unfortunately, I was out when she was delivered, So now, she’s married to my neighbour. ___ Apparently, the coronation has been cancelled. Prince Charles...
16:54 Fri 05th May 20232 answers, last by maggiebee 11:56 Sat 06th May 2023
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Even More

A fairground worker working on the dodgems gets the sack for no good reason. He calls a solicitor who says that.......... You have very good grounds for FUN FAIR DISMISSAL. ___ I tried keeping it a...
11:30 Fri 05th May 2023
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Yep, More.

The man who came up with the idea of the red card in football has passed away… He had a great send-off! ___ I think men who shorten their name to Pat are missing a trick! ___ My friends are going to...
17:53 Thu 04th May 20231 answer, last by Hopkirk 18:22 Thu 04th May 2023
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Nudists

Two nudists were discussing politics. One says, “Have you read Marx?” The other nods, Yes It’s these blasted wicker chairs."...
14:25 Thu 04th May 2023

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