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Ask Jeeves

My friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access the popular Ask Jeeves website, and we told her it could answer any question...
12:57 Tue 02nd May 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 13:04 Tue 02nd May 2023
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I bought a deep-fat fryer off ebay. It was described as 'Used, but in very good condition'. When it arrived, it had a chip in it! ___ I was in my car driving back from work when a police officer...
10:50 Mon 01st May 2023
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The Wife's Treat

For his wife's special day, he decided to give her a treat. He chose a lavish meal, followed by a night in a luxury hotel. When they arrived at the hotel, the manager welcomed the couple and presented...
07:41 Mon 01st May 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Quiz of the week starts at 7pm tonight (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:49 Sun 30th Apr 2023
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Preacher

A preacher stood up before his congregation and said, "I have so much to say, I don't know where to begin." Someone in the pew shouted, "How about somewhere close to the end?"...
14:27 Sun 30th Apr 20231 answer, last by retrocop 14:44 Sun 30th Apr 2023
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Getting Married

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a...
08:32 Sun 30th Apr 2023
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A Day In The Life.

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's...
18:37 Fri 28th Apr 2023
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My mate is such a big fan of the Royal Family, each of his four sons are named after a king. Henry, George, Charles and Burger. ___ If you think I'm obsessed with Supertramp, you should take a look at...
14:39 Fri 28th Apr 20232 answers, last by Ken4155 15:02 Fri 28th Apr 2023
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Did you know, the inventor of the refrigerator ended up a multi-millionaire with over 50 profitable domestic and industrial businesses? He was a fridge magnate. ___ Insomnia is terrible. But on the...
09:32 Fri 28th Apr 2023
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You can get a cup of hot Joe any time at the cannibal diner. ____ I am not that good at chess. The only time I'll ever be able to say "Checkmate" is if I eat at an Australian restaurant. ___ I have...
12:18 Thu 27th Apr 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:49 Thu 27th Apr 2023
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Frank Sinatra had a wheat allergy, and so avoided eating most types of bread... Baguettes - he's had a few, but then again, too few to mention. ___ Who said "Let them tweet cake." Marie Internette....
12:14 Thu 27th Apr 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:49 Thu 27th Apr 2023
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Bedtime Story

It was Dad's turn to read Little Johnny a bedtime story. After twenty minutes, Mum called up the stairs, "Is he asleep?" Little Johnny called back, "Yes he is..... finally."...
17:52 Wed 26th Apr 20232 answers, last by Hopkirk 18:06 Wed 26th Apr 2023
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Lepers

A leper failed his driving test today after leaving his foot on the accelerator.. Two lepers played cards, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off. Two lepers having a fight, one threw a...
11:53 Wed 26th Apr 20236 answers, last by William51 16:43 Mon 01st May 2023
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The Boyfriend

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings. Later, the girl’s mum says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”...
06:45 Wed 26th Apr 20231 answer, last by Hopkirk 06:50 Wed 26th Apr 2023
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Dentist

Dentist: "This will hurt a little." Patient: "It's Okay, I can take it." Dentist: "I've been sleeping with your wife for a year now."...
14:14 Tue 25th Apr 20232 answers, last by William51 16:52 Mon 01st May 2023
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And There's More

The most advanced androids are taken to Africa for testing. Botswana? I don't think they have a choice. ___ Sailors from the days of wooden sailing boats were very superstitious. They would not permit...
12:20 Tue 25th Apr 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 13:51 Tue 25th Apr 2023
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Johnny At It Again

One day, during English class, Miss Figpot asked her class, "Who can tell me the meaning of indifferent?" The class fidgets a little, and they all look at one another. No one knows. Finally, Little...
16:56 Mon 24th Apr 2023
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Guilty

A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel...
11:35 Mon 24th Apr 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 11:45 Mon 24th Apr 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Quiz of the week is tonight at 7pm. (british time) It only takes about 20 minutes and all easy questions and fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
18:21 Sun 23rd Apr 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Quiz of the week is tonight at 7pm. (british time) It only takes about 20 minutes and all easy questions and fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
15:59 Sun 23rd Apr 2023

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