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Jennifer, a manager at a local Lidl store, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer...
16:51 Wed 29th Mar 20233 answers, last by Ken4155 11:47 Thu 30th Mar 2023
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Grateful Boss

The owner of a company tells his employees, “You worked very hard this year, therefore the company’s profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I'm giving everyone a cheque for £5,000!” Thrilled,...
14:23 Wed 29th Mar 2023
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It wasn't much fun last year having a broken neck. But at least now I can look back and laugh. ___ I gave my French girlfriend a pendant with "le monde" carved in. It means the world to her. ___ I...
11:09 Wed 29th Mar 2023
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Silly

Anyone ever had this silly experience? “Password is incorrect.” “Password is incorrect.” “Password is incorrect.” *Click forgot password.* *Changes password.* “New password can’t be old password.”...
14:09 Mon 27th Mar 20236 answers, last by kuiperbelt 14:47 Tue 28th Mar 2023
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And There's More

Why can`t they change the clocks at a more reasonable time instead of me having to get up at 2am to do it ? ___ I have an A-Team attitude to cooking. I love it when a flan comes together. ___ We must...
09:48 Mon 27th Mar 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts tonight at 7pm. (British time) It quick and it's fun. Just follow the link below. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:58 Sun 26th Mar 2023
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Asda Shop

I went shopping today in Asda and i was behind a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all sorts of things. The granddad is...
15:33 Sun 26th Mar 20231 answer, last by Tilly2 15:45 Sun 26th Mar 2023
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Break Down

An engineer, an operations manager, an accountant, and a software technical support person were traveling together in a car to attend an urgent meeting. Ten miles from the meeting the car breaks down....
12:17 Sun 26th Mar 2023
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They Keep Coming

I learned to play the piano by ear. Eventually I found it was easier to use my fingers! ___ I failed to keep up the repayments on my exorcism and so I got re-possessed. ___ Our camper van has a Motown...
13:05 Sat 25th Mar 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 19:25 Sat 25th Mar 2023
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Driving Abroad

John met Tom on the High Street. "How are you?" asked John, "Got any plans for your holidays?" "Yes", replied Tom, "We're taking the boat to Calais, then driving down to the Med!" "Driving? You do...
07:51 Sat 25th Mar 20233 answers, last by Patsy33 13:33 Sat 25th Mar 2023
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And Some More

I've been hanging out a lot at the gym… The Manager told me I must wear bigger shorts in future! ___ A lorry load of marmite has crashed on the M4 this morning. Police have said to avoid the...
14:40 Fri 24th Mar 20232 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:39 Fri 24th Mar 2023
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After The Pub

Jimmy and Davie left the pub well under the influence! They made their way to the bus stop and waited.....and waited.....and waited. "Aw", Davie said, "The buses must be finished for the night. What...
07:31 Fri 24th Mar 20231 answer, last by -SharonA- 19:59 Fri 24th Mar 2023
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I arranged a date recently, in a playground. Apparently though that wasn’t what she meant by ‘being into swinging’ ___ Although Jesus was known as a Carpenter, he never actually sang on any of their...
18:46 Thu 23rd Mar 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 20:36 Thu 23rd Mar 2023
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Horses are amazing creatures, and so versatile. Consider the horse-drawn carriage. I didn’t know a horse could hold a pencil. ___ The neighbours stunk out the whole street by burning a variety of...
13:24 Thu 23rd Mar 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 13:38 Thu 23rd Mar 2023
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Oooops

A man is at work when he receives a text. "Hi, this John your neighbour. I have to confess I've been using your wife every day for the last two weeks! I'm not getting any at home and I thought you...
07:52 Thu 23rd Mar 20238 answers, last by Peter Pedant 12:25 Thu 23rd Mar 2023
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A Visit To London

A chap from Limerick is about to visit London for the first time. When one of his elderly neighbours, Mrs Dunn, hears of this she asks him, "Sure, would you mind calling in to see my son when you're...
16:19 Wed 22nd Mar 2023
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Family Tree

We had one of those family reminiscences today. I mentioned that my grandfather was born in 1880, the year the Forth Bridge was started, and my grandmother was born in 1890, the year it was opened. My...
07:50 Wed 22nd Mar 20231 answer, last by bhg481 09:02 Wed 22nd Mar 2023
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Students Exam

Students in an advanced biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk', worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was...
18:46 Tue 21st Mar 20232 answers, last by ThomasWillcox 11:42 Fri 15th Dec 2023
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Mining Job

Michael who worked in the mines in Nottingham had a visit from Pat who came over from Ireland to find work. Mike suggested that Pat applied for a job in the pits, whereon Pat said:- "I don't know...
13:59 Tue 21st Mar 2023
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Headstones

Odd Headstones: I'm told there is a gravestone which originally read "Lord she is thine". However, time has eroded the last letter so it now reads "Lord she is thin" ___ Here lies a man named Zeke....
16:15 Mon 20th Mar 2023

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