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I asked my librarian if they still had the book on becoming a top assassin, but it had already been taken out. ___ Got pulled over by the police last night, he said this is a spot check, I said, I’ve...
15:19 Sun 23rd Apr 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 15:39 Sun 23rd Apr 2023
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Knock Knock

Kock Knock. whos THere? Bigish. Biggishwho? Not to Day thank you. ___ Knock knock. Who's there? Euripedes. Euripedes who? Euripedes trousers, so you buy me a new pair. ___ Knock Knock Who's there?...
11:28 Sun 23rd Apr 20233 answers, last by jno 11:33 Sun 23rd Apr 2023
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I walked into the living room and there was a fella in a canal boat. I said "You can't come barging in here!" ___ I've just watched the Chubby Checker story. There's a fantastic twist at the end.. ___...
11:44 Sat 22nd Apr 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 11:50 Sat 22nd Apr 2023
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Fancy Dress

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his...
12:25 Fri 21st Apr 20234 answers, last by brian j john 16:15 Fri 21st Apr 2023
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I want a refund on my new microwave, I put a potato in it, pressed the button saying 'Pizza' and when it was done....it was still a potato. ___ The only gift I got my wife for her birthday was a...
17:00 Wed 19th Apr 2023
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The Donkey

The vicar entered his donkey in a race and it won. The vicar was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race, and it won again. The local paper read: VICAR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The...
11:35 Wed 19th Apr 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 14:09 Wed 19th Apr 2023
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Grammar

So a female employee got an expensive pen as a birthday gift from her boss. She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email: Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce. The email said: Your penis...
05:09 Tue 18th Apr 20233 answers, last by Smowball 01:25 Wed 19th Apr 2023
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I'm Sick and tired of friends who can't handle their alcohol Last night they dropped me 3 times while carrying me out of the pub. ___ Paddy told his mate he wanted to sell his car, his mate told him...
18:04 Mon 17th Apr 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 18:07 Mon 17th Apr 2023
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Kids

There was a boy on the bus, and he yelled out annoying phrases like "If my mummy was a girl bear, and my daddy was a boy bear I would be a little bear, if my mummy was a girl horse, and my daddy were...
18:47 Sun 16th Apr 20231 answer, last by William51 08:46 Mon 17th Apr 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Sunday quiz starts at 7pm tonight. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
15:48 Sun 16th Apr 20231 answer, last by ameliacharlotte 11:39 Thu 01st Jun 2023
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Who would have thought it? Apparently Fred Astaire's brother Stan made lifts! ___ I have just returned from an animal talent show. Two fish sang River Deep, Mountain High. They called themselves Pike...
12:33 Sun 16th Apr 2023
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Bus Driver

A Bloke turns up at the local bus depot to start as a driver. He's shown how to change the numbers and destination signs, how to operate the doors, and how to issue tickets on the machine. "Ah, I...
10:57 Sun 16th Apr 2023
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Gardening

Madame Gloria: "Alfred, why didn't you water the garden yesterday?" Alfred the butler: "It was raining, madam." Madame Gloria: "Well, that's hardly an excuse, couldn't you have taken an umbrella with...
17:07 Sat 15th Apr 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 18:51 Sat 15th Apr 2023
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Old John's Garden

Old John was fond of his garden. Each year when the best garden in the village competition came round, he won! Neighbours remarked on how nice it was and many walked past just to see it. One day, as...
05:55 Sat 15th Apr 2023
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My wife and I are a temperamental couple... I’ve got a temper and she’s mental. ___ Italian court: Judge: "I order you to pay €10,000." Mario: "Why?" Judge: "It’s a fine." Mario: "No itsa not!" ___...
14:29 Fri 14th Apr 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 17:21 Fri 14th Apr 2023
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Three Animals

There's these animals in a restaurant. The waiter comes over at the end of the night to collect for the drinks. The skunk says, "Don't look at me, I haven't got a scent." The duck says, "Just put it...
18:47 Thu 13th Apr 2023
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Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread. It's a Pita Parka. ___ Two flies land on Kojak’s head, one turns to other and says: "Look we're on Telly!"...
18:39 Thu 13th Apr 20233 answers, last by zebo 12:17 Sun 16th Apr 2023
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Airport

I got stopped coming through customs at Manchester airport for carrying two big hessian bags of Mobiles over my shoulder. I tried to explain that my cousin had said 'If ever you're in America bring me...
17:29 Thu 13th Apr 20234 answers, last by dustypuss 19:12 Thu 13th Apr 2023
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Into Heaven

Sister Margaret had been a model nun all her life, but then she was called to her reward. As she approached the pearly gates, Saint Peter said "Hold on, Sister Margaret...not so fast!" "But I have...
12:27 Thu 13th Apr 2023
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My wife is like a newspaper. She has a new issue every day. ___ All day I’ve been pretending to be different types of wood..... I’m board now. ___ Friend of mine only dated women from Norwich He loved...
12:00 Thu 13th Apr 2023

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