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Oooops

A man is at work when he receives a text. "Hi, this John your neighbour. I have to confess I've been using your wife every day for the last two weeks! I'm not getting any at home and I thought you...
07:52 Thu 23rd Mar 20238 answers, last by Peter Pedant 12:25 Thu 23rd Mar 2023
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A Visit To London

A chap from Limerick is about to visit London for the first time. When one of his elderly neighbours, Mrs Dunn, hears of this she asks him, "Sure, would you mind calling in to see my son when you're...
16:19 Wed 22nd Mar 2023
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Family Tree

We had one of those family reminiscences today. I mentioned that my grandfather was born in 1880, the year the Forth Bridge was started, and my grandmother was born in 1890, the year it was opened. My...
07:50 Wed 22nd Mar 20231 answer, last by bhg481 09:02 Wed 22nd Mar 2023
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Students Exam

Students in an advanced biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk', worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was...
18:46 Tue 21st Mar 20232 answers, last by ThomasWillcox 11:42 Fri 15th Dec 2023
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Mining Job

Michael who worked in the mines in Nottingham had a visit from Pat who came over from Ireland to find work. Mike suggested that Pat applied for a job in the pits, whereon Pat said:- "I don't know...
13:59 Tue 21st Mar 2023
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Headstones

Odd Headstones: I'm told there is a gravestone which originally read "Lord she is thine". However, time has eroded the last letter so it now reads "Lord she is thin" ___ Here lies a man named Zeke....
16:15 Mon 20th Mar 2023
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Golfing Pals

Two men were playing a round of golf when they got held up by two women playing the fifth hole. One said to the other, "Go and ask if we can play through." So off he went, got about ten yards from the...
07:46 Mon 20th Mar 20231 answer, last by Smowball 08:10 Mon 20th Mar 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is starting at 7pm. (British time) It's fun and easy. Only takes about 20 minutes. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
19:18 Sun 19th Mar 2023
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Drowning Dog

My son and I were walking our small dog when he took off after a duck and jumped into the river. A nearby German tourist jumped into the river to save our dog. When he'd climbed out he said, "Here is...
14:39 Sun 19th Mar 2023
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Brewing Convention

At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of the days conferencing. Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the barkeep, "In...
13:22 Sun 19th Mar 2023
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My Dream

I had a strange dream last night! I met a girl in a pub, and found out she was a mermaid! She was really beautiful. Long blonde hair, a lovely face and her vital statistics were 36-24-£2.50 a Kilo!...
09:09 Sun 19th Mar 202310 answers, last by Hopkirk 11:42 Sun 19th Mar 2023
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They Keep A Coming

My local launderette has started up an internet service wash. They wash your clothes for you and then dry them online. ___ Took my Spanish friend for a picnic. She said "Gracias". I said "Sorry I...
10:39 Sat 18th Mar 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:05 Sat 18th Mar 2023
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Speedy Vicar

The village vicar loved nothing better than to go tearing down the steep hill into town. His ambition was to get a green light and go straight through the crossroads without stopping and therefore...
13:04 Fri 17th Mar 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:35 Sat 18th Mar 2023
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Magistrates

Two magistrates were stopped and arrested for cycling home from the pub while drunk. They decided to hear each other's cases, so as to keep the penalties to the minimum. The first magistrate heard the...
18:43 Thu 16th Mar 2023
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Doctor And Patient

A guy goes to the doctor because he keeps throwing up. After they do a few test the doctor says, "you've got a very rare disease. You stomach will not accept any food". The guy starts panicking and...
16:44 Thu 16th Mar 2023
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Doctor

A man went to the doctor and said: “Doctor, I keep having visions of the future.” “When did these start?” “Next Thursday.”...
14:31 Thu 16th Mar 2023
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There's More

So I ask the waiter 'Have you got a game pie? He said "Yes we have..its fought its way out the oven twice." ___ I ran into the doctors today, "Doctor, Help! I'm shrinking!" The doctor replied, "I'm...
13:54 Thu 16th Mar 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 15:17 Thu 16th Mar 2023
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For Sale

Ele tri Typewriter for sale. Perfe t working ondition. onta t Ni k on 0 59 2584 1 £10 o ofrs heers......
10:09 Thu 16th Mar 20233 answers, last by Patsy33 11:03 Thu 16th Mar 2023
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And There's More

When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, "Ha! That's not going to help!" "It sure does," I said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers!" ___ I...
18:01 Wed 15th Mar 2023
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Curious Kid

A man is mending a puncture on his car watched by a neighbours' young lad. "What's that?" the lad says " A screwdriver" says the man "I use it to remove the hubcap." "My dads got two of them" says the...
12:37 Wed 15th Mar 2023

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