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I’ve cross-bred a Crocodile and a Homing Pigeon. I expect that'll come back to bite me. ___ Just had Domino's for lunch..... Broke my tooth on the double six! ___ I was out camping when a monk tried...
12:31 Wed 15th Mar 2023
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Blonde Convention

A large football stadium was booked for an International Blondes Convention. On the day, 30,000 blondes, from all over the world, were in the stadium. The Master of Ceremonies opened the proceedings!...
18:51 Tue 14th Mar 20231 answer, last by Bazile 19:06 Tue 14th Mar 2023
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Some More

I went to my doctor and said doctor I can't stop saying the same things over and over again. He's given me a repeat prescription... ___ It's easy to get addicted to helter-skelters. It's a downward...
13:12 Tue 14th Mar 20232 answers, last by maggiebee 15:18 Tue 14th Mar 2023
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Two guys are sitting in a bar and one turns to the other and says ' you look shattered'. His mate replied ' its my girlfriend - she wants sex constantly - four/five/six times a day and wakes me up at...
13:02 Mon 13th Mar 20233 answers, last by Canary42 13:17 Mon 13th Mar 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's fun quiz starts at 7pm. (British time) Just follow the link below to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:48 Sun 12th Mar 2023
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Tips

I have heard a whisper that "landfill" will win the Cheltenham gold cup next week..... But don't blame me it it turns out to be a rubbish tip. ___ If you rearrange the letters of teachers, you get...
13:29 Sun 12th Mar 2023
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Exercising

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. ___ I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 quid. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go...
12:24 Sun 12th Mar 2023
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Work

I phoned my work this morning and said, “Sorry boss, I can’t come in today, I have a wee cough.” He said, “You have a wee cough?” I said, “Really? Thanks boss, I could use a week off!"...
15:36 Sat 11th Mar 2023
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And There's More

Lone ranger and tonto are riding across the prairie when up on the ridge to their right 2,000 sioux appear they look be hind them and relaize they've been followed by a 1,000 apache...then over to...
14:12 Sat 11th Mar 20232 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:39 Mon 13th Mar 2023
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I got arrested for stealing a complete set of encyclopedias. I said to the police, "Hang on, I can explain everything!" ___ In mediaeval times, horses that died in battle were taken to the...
17:10 Fri 10th Mar 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:28 Sat 11th Mar 2023
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One For The Ladies

One for the ladies: Women are like Apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones, because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt....
14:04 Fri 10th Mar 2023
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I'm on a music diet, I've stopped listening to Bread, Jam, Meatloaf, Hot Chocolate, and Cream. ___ I'd heard that a famous cook had been inspired to publish her first recipe book upon hearing the...
18:40 Thu 09th Mar 20231 answer, last by brian j john 19:09 Thu 09th Mar 2023
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These Happened.

Remember these times? You come home later than you were supposed to! Dad is waiting in the hall as you creep in! "Do you know what time it is?" "Why is your watch broken?" "Do you know who I am?" (Now...
10:33 Thu 09th Mar 20238 answers, last by Captain2 22:27 Thu 09th Mar 2023
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I was hoping to get a part in ‘Mathematics: The Musical’, but I failed the additions. ___ Couldn't believe it when my son came home today with a settee and two armchairs. I have told him time and time...
09:20 Thu 09th Mar 20235 answers, last by Barsel 13:00 Thu 09th Mar 2023
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Tech Support

Tech Support: 'Ok Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'...
15:40 Wed 08th Mar 2023
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The Sea Captain

A sea captain is holding a class at a local dock where several young men and women are learning how to be sailors. "All right, class," the captain states. "Now, if you were out at sea and suddenly a...
15:14 Wed 08th Mar 20231 answer, last by Bazile 15:22 Wed 08th Mar 2023
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Stop Press

Liverpool Echo: Twenty-three-year-old Dennis Sullivan was attempting to rob what he thought was an armoured car in Merseyside. In reality, it was a laundry truck delivering towels and mops to a local...
07:56 Wed 08th Mar 20234 answers, last by Ken4155 10:12 Wed 08th Mar 2023
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Gp Emergency

The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. "Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught young mother. "My child has swallowed a condom!" The physician...
15:13 Tue 07th Mar 2023
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The Jaguar

A man broke down in his mini and he was standing looking in the bonnet when a new Rolls Royce pulled up and the driver asked if he could help. It was agreed that the Rolls Royce would tow the Mini to...
12:54 Tue 07th Mar 2023
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The Farm Hand

"How did it happen? " the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg. "Well, doc, 25 years ago..." "Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning." "Like I...
16:00 Mon 06th Mar 2023

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