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Four Farmers

Four farmers sat at the bar talking while a young girl sat at a nearby table listening to the conversation. One man said it's woumb, another man said no it's whooom A third man said no it's...
13:29 Mon 06th Mar 2023
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Arrest

A police officer rings into his station: "I'm at this house sergeant, the one where a woman has shot her husband for walking on the floor that she'd just mopped." "Ok, constable, have you arrested...
12:23 Mon 06th Mar 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Quiz of the week starts tonight at 7pm. (British time) Follow the link below to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:58 Sun 05th Mar 2023
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The Jelly Baby

A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?" The Jelly Baby says "No mate,...
14:04 Sun 05th Mar 2023
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Eleven Kids

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldnt buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and...
14:17 Sat 04th Mar 2023
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The Gorilla

The zoo keeper said to Paddy "the female gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with her for £500" Paddy said " I'll do it but there are 3 conditions. Firstly I won't kiss her and secondly...
16:16 Fri 03rd Mar 20231 answer, last by zebo 14:12 Sat 04th Mar 2023
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And There's More

I put my landing light on The a plane crashed into my house. ___ Before marriage I would sit at a red traffic light for hours, because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green! ___ I...
15:09 Thu 02nd Mar 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 21:20 Thu 02nd Mar 2023
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There's More

I bought a new muzzle for my pet duck the other day… Nothing fancy, but it fits the bill! ___ We past a shop that with a large sign that said ’Stainless Steel Sinks’. My mate said “everyone knows...
17:00 Wed 01st Mar 2023
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That's Me.

Today I bought myself some sensible walking boots, a new ordnance map, a nice hand carved walking stick and a rucksack. Then I went up to the Peak District, walked about five miles, stopped, sat on a...
19:06 Tue 28th Feb 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 13:47 Wed 01st Mar 2023
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New Job?

A guy came home to his wife and said, "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 a.m. start, 2 p.m. finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays £600 a week!" "That's great," his wife said. "Yeah, I...
15:33 Tue 28th Feb 2023
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The Milkman

My pal used to be a milkman, and yes his name was Ernie. Some notes left out for him on his rounds. When you deliver the milk, will you knock on my bedroom window, the one on the left as I want you to...
12:31 Tue 28th Feb 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 15:34 Tue 28th Feb 2023
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The Royal Visit

Katherine, Princes of Wales, was visiting a NHS hospital, and doing a tour of the wards. She paused at each bed, inquired how the patient was feeling, then moved on. She stopped at one bed which was...
10:00 Tue 28th Feb 20231 answer, last by Old_Geezer 10:02 Tue 28th Feb 2023
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Restaurant

Frankie: "So, I took my girlfriend out for dinner at this fancy restaurant last night; she orders a bowl of soup, and wouldn't you know it, she finds a fly in her soup!" Jeff: "Oh, that's awful! What...
15:18 Mon 27th Feb 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 15:27 Mon 27th Feb 2023
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Unfaithful?

A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would come in with him and be a...
13:24 Mon 27th Feb 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's Fun Quiz starts at 7pm. (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:03 Sun 26th Feb 2023
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The Father

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, " I am...
13:08 Sun 26th Feb 2023
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In The Sky

Paddy and Mick are in a two man plane which is losing altitude and spiralling out of control. Mick says: "If the pane turns upside down do you think we'll fall out?" "Of course not," Paddy replies....
16:58 Sat 25th Feb 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 17:57 Sat 25th Feb 2023
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Birthday Girl

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday." I'd love to be eight again" she replied On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her...
12:56 Sat 25th Feb 20231 answer, last by Karamia 17:32 Sat 25th Feb 2023
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Cured

Great news, Mr. Bradley," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be trapped by the desire to...
15:26 Fri 24th Feb 2023
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A Few More

My wife had a go at me last night. She said 'You'll drive me to my grave'. I had the car out in thirty seconds. ____ I went up into the attic and found a Stradivarius and a Rembrandt. Unfortunately...
14:40 Thu 23rd Feb 20232 answers, last by Gramps82 14:58 Thu 23rd Feb 2023

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