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Gordon Banks Has Died Aged 81Yrs

https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/gordon-banks-englands-world-cup-winning-goalkeeper-dies-aged-81-100020305.html I know B all about football but I can always remember this Gentleman from 1966....
12:27 Tue 12th Feb 201910 answers, last by Arksided 15:11 Thu 14th Feb 2019
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Dying For A Fag

More and more this country is becoming like that of the third world. Life is so cheap you can get murdered for a cigarette. This is the 2nd death over a cigarette recently in London....
14:17 Mon 11th Feb 201925 answers, last by weecalf 10:11 Tue 12th Feb 2019
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The National Australian Poetry Final

On the day of the Poetry final the two finalists were a graduate from the University of New South Wales and a bumpkin from the outback. Their final task was to compose a poem lasting no more than 20...
13:00 Mon 11th Feb 20195 answers, last by Patsy33 16:58 Mon 11th Feb 2019
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The Doctor And Lion Story

Guy: 'Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the condom never broke. How is it possible Doctor: 'Let me tell you a story. There was once a hunter who always carried a gun...
14:24 Sun 10th Feb 20194 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:21 Sun 10th Feb 2019
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Communication

A judge was interviewing a Tennessee woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with...
13:33 Sun 10th Feb 20199 answers, last by klazomaniac 16:46 Sun 10th Feb 2019
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Another Statistic To Add To Mayor Khans Drive On Knife Crime

The weekend Butchers Bill starts already and right on my doorstep. Hope the kiddies coming out of school were directed to another meeting place for their parents. Sickening and ,as usual,cowardly....
21:49 Fri 08th Feb 201920 answers, last by naomi24 23:54 Sat 09th Feb 2019
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Should This Prisoner Be Allowed An Iman In The Execution Chamber?

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/muslim-prisoners-execution-blocked-battle-right-imam-present-114323121.html He didn't afford his 15 year old victim spritual guidance before he stabbed her to death I bet....
15:22 Fri 08th Feb 201923 answers, last by andy-hughes 22:51 Tue 12th Feb 2019
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Sala Aircraft Disappearance

It appears wreckage likely to be from the aircraft has washed up on a Normany Beach. With Time and Tidal estimations that should lessen the new Search area....
15:31 Wed 30th Jan 20197 answers, last by johnk 08:18 Thu 31st Jan 2019
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An Aussie Stockman

Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a quiet little English Pub for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.... He said, 'We're on our...
12:56 Wed 23rd Jan 20192 answers, last by marval 19:12 Wed 23rd Jan 2019
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Batman To Our Rescue

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/batman-prime-minister-subtitling-error-no-confidence-debate-goes-viral-114642664.html May be he said VAT man. :-) Someone could write a book with all the howlers on the...
10:42 Fri 18th Jan 20192 answers, last by wolf63 12:03 Fri 18th Jan 2019
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The Pride Of The Andrew

The Royal Navy is proud of its new fleet of Type 45 destroyers. Having initially named the first two ships HMS Daring and HMS Dauntless, the Naming Committee has, after intensive pressure from...
21:15 Thu 17th Jan 20199 answers, last by AZardoz 20:21 Fri 18th Jan 2019
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Theboys Are Back In Town

Two men were sitting next to each other at Milligan’s Pub in London. After awhile, one bloke looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from...
12:23 Thu 17th Jan 20193 answers, last by AZardoz 10:06 Sat 19th Jan 2019
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Metro

Greetings fellow Cruciverbalists. I require the assistance of a smart parse please. :-) Memsahib and I were competing this evening with our photocopies of the Friday Metro crossword in our local...
19:58 Sat 12th Jan 20196 answers, last by retrocop 20:07 Sat 12th Jan 2019
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Triple Stabbing In London

Terrific start to the New Year innit ? https://uk.news.yahoo.com/three-hospital-triple-stabbing-east-185952999.html What are these butchers trying to do ? Beat last years death toll?...
14:43 Sun 06th Jan 201920 answers, last by Peter Pedant 22:14 Sun 06th Jan 2019
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Veterinary College Lessons

First-year students at the Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor...
16:03 Fri 04th Jan 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:48 Sun 06th Jan 2019
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Aussie Sensitivity

Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey. As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.. As the ambulance takes...
16:00 Fri 04th Jan 20199 answers, last by hereIam 18:49 Fri 04th Jan 2019
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Happy New Year To All At Ab

We are 1 hour ahead of blighty so I reckon Brexit comes to me before you. Hope all of my friends with currnt problems have a healthier New Year and wish you Happiness....
00:06 Tue 01st Jan 20193 answers, last by Spicerack 12:15 Tue 01st Jan 2019
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Flu

I have just been diagnosed with Gammon Flu. It started off as Swine Fever but they cured me....
11:27 Mon 31st Dec 20182 answers, last by marval 17:14 Mon 31st Dec 2018
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Christmas Dinner

Had a blazing row with the Missus yesterday over Christmas dinner. She threw her Prawn cocktail at me and added,”Thats just for starters!” :-(...
21:25 Wed 26th Dec 20184 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 11:50 Thu 27th Dec 2018

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