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The Mummy

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher..........
12:58 Wed 31st Oct 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 14:50 Wed 31st Oct 2018
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Visit To The Zoo

Paddy & Mick stagger out of the zoo with blood pouring from them.. "Beggar that" said Paddy "That's the last time I go lion dancing"...
12:44 Wed 31st Oct 20183 answers, last by retrocop 14:54 Wed 31st Oct 2018
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Bunk Bed Tragedy

15 people died in Bradford this morning. It was not a terrorist attack, a bunk bed collapsed… The police are blaming AL IKEA ....
12:42 Wed 31st Oct 20185 answers, last by zebo 20:02 Wed 31st Oct 2018
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Daily Char

My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak....
12:39 Wed 31st Oct 20183 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 20:12 Wed 31st Oct 2018
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On Going Cold Case Murder Enquiry

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/police-dig-garden-suzy-lamplugh-murder-investigation-030300237.html I hope this is not a false lead. Closure would be a great comfort no doubt to the victims mother. I may be...
12:38 Tue 30th Oct 201812 answers, last by Bigbad 07:13 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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Is Horsham Council Morally Wrong In This Instance?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6320099/West-Sussex-carer-lives-converted-horsebox-faces-eviction-Christmas.html?mrn_rm=rta-fallback Ok. The Council has the law on it's side but A. This man...
11:05 Sat 27th Oct 201834 answers, last by Peter Pedant 23:15 Sat 27th Oct 2018
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Newly Weds

George decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, George was organising his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long...
19:56 Fri 26th Oct 20184 answers, last by Shaglene 14:55 Sun 28th Oct 2018
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Cat And Mouse Game

Follow Your Dad's Advice.... ....A young mouse looked out of his hole, sniffed and smelt cheese. He was about to run out to get it when he remembered his father's words and always be very careful when...
19:36 Fri 26th Oct 20183 answers, last by Shaglene 14:52 Sun 28th Oct 2018
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Art Heist

Paddy says to Murphy, “I robbed a shop last night.” “I took a load of pictures, the cheapest one is worth £180.000.” Murphy says, “Paddy ya daft begger, you’ve robbed an estate agent.”...
14:47 Fri 26th Oct 20189 answers, last by Spicerack 19:42 Fri 26th Oct 2018
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Rye Bread

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at...
14:40 Fri 26th Oct 20184 answers, last by Shaglene 19:17 Fri 26th Oct 2018
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Golf In Heaven

Two old men had been friends most of their lives. When it was clear that Frank was dying, Leonard visited him every day. One day Leonard said, "Frank, we both loved playing golf all our lives, and we...
11:56 Fri 26th Oct 20185 answers, last by aelmpvw 19:05 Fri 26th Oct 2018
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Fao Ttt

Thanks for the reminder. Alas a day to late . I normally have the white ensign flying high and proud outside my berth on Trafalgar Day.
19:51 Mon 22nd Oct 2018
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The Donald Declares A National Emergency

The US Army is mobilised. Is this an over reaction or does he have his country's interest at heart?...
18:19 Mon 22nd Oct 201839 answers, last by Alex98 16:41 Sat 14th Jan 2023
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Naga Jolokia

Holy Moly Just added some of the above home ground chilli powder to a very bland home made chicken vindaloo. I settled down to watch the box and a slodge of the sauce,as I was cutting through the...
21:58 Wed 17th Oct 201811 answers, last by spathiphyllum 13:46 Thu 18th Oct 2018
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The Helpful Sailor

A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears and took pity...
15:00 Sun 14th Oct 20187 answers, last by Shaglene 09:27 Mon 15th Oct 2018
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Final Journey Of The Unknown Soldier

This is a piece of History I learnt today with some interesting facts. For instance the congregation at the internment comprised of 100 women who had lost both husband and all sons in the Great War....
13:23 Sun 14th Oct 201813 answers, last by Tilly2 09:10 Mon 15th Oct 2018
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To Shut Down You Computer Overnight Or Not

My wife insists that the desktop family computer be shut down last thing at night as she is worried about hacking risks. I find it a pain when the computer has been left for a day or three in shut...
12:26 Fri 12th Oct 201833 answers, last by hc4361 21:54 Fri 12th Oct 2018
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Seems Like The Truth Will Prevail

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/brett-kavanaugh-vote-donald-trump-200100810.html Hey Ho. I am sure more scapegoats await in the wings of Politics in the USA....
00:14 Sun 07th Oct 201890 answers, last by Togo 21:12 Sun 07th Oct 2018
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Some One Made A Cock Up

This actually appeared in Yahoo News but I thought it amusing. https://uk.news.yahoo.com/thomas-cooks-newly-painted-plane-spells-rude-word-doors-opened-160018667.html...
12:07 Sat 06th Oct 20183 answers, last by Canary42 22:52 Sat 06th Oct 2018

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