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Nervous Cab Driver

A taxi Fare tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop...
00:57 Sat 29th Sep 20182 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 12:47 Sat 29th Sep 2018
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Four Parrots

asian black people blonde chemistry Chuck Norris dad dead baby desert island dirty fat gay IT jewish kids knock-knock lesbian little Johnny marriage math mexican nerd poems racist redneck sex stupid...
00:39 Sat 29th Sep 201820 answers, last by mallyh 13:03 Sat 29th Sep 2018
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Heroic Cops

Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven. God greets them and asks, "When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and...
00:21 Sat 29th Sep 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 00:28 Sat 29th Sep 2018
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Parking Space

An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall's parking lot. "Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this.If you open a space up for me,I swear I'll give up drinking me...
12:47 Fri 28th Sep 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 17:55 Fri 28th Sep 2018
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Paddy Drowned

-- One night, Mrs McMillen answers the door to see her husbands best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep. "Hello Paddy, but where is my husband? He went with you to the beer factory" Paddy shook...
12:28 Fri 28th Sep 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 12:45 Fri 28th Sep 2018
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Military Howlers

Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" Soldier: "Sure, buddy." Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now, let's try it again!" Officer: "Soldier. Do you have change for a...
00:34 Fri 28th Sep 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 11:23 Fri 28th Sep 2018
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The Weary G.i.

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The...
14:59 Thu 27th Sep 20182 answers, last by marval 22:18 Thu 27th Sep 2018
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The Toughest Of The Armed Forces

A marine general, an army general, and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The army general says, "Alright, I'll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get...
13:16 Thu 27th Sep 2018
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Pirate's Nuts

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?" The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."...
13:09 Thu 27th Sep 2018
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Heart Transplant

An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middle aged...
13:04 Thu 27th Sep 20182 answers, last by marval 22:16 Thu 27th Sep 2018
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A Hell Of An Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer, you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let...
12:14 Thu 27th Sep 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 12:56 Thu 27th Sep 2018
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Destitution

A husband and wife are having financial troubles. They agree she should walk the streets to pick up some extra cash. The husband drops his wife off in the red light area of town, and returns 6 hours...
11:28 Thu 27th Sep 20185 answers, last by Patsy33 12:55 Thu 27th Sep 2018
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Aquarius

Good news.Just heard on car radio that the mediterranean taxi service for economic scroungers known as the good ship Aquarius as had it's maritime licence to sail revoked. Good or bad? I believe it...
16:05 Wed 26th Sep 201825 answers, last by youngmafbog 13:28 Thu 27th Sep 2018
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Mid- Air Pandemonium

Can you believe this. https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-sparks-panic-india-flight-111500648.html Perhaps in Punjabi the need to dump could well be interpreted, in his haste, to the need to jump....
13:11 Wed 26th Sep 20187 answers, last by SparklyKid 16:42 Thu 27th Sep 2018
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E-Mail Goes To Spam

Could any one kindly suggest how I stop an e-mail address going to the Spam box instead of the inbox. I am on yahoo mail. One of my friends e-mails ,in the last month, have mysteriously continued to...
11:16 Wed 26th Sep 20187 answers, last by kvalidir 11:35 Wed 26th Sep 2018
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Site Rules

Site Editor When a ABer is happy to divulge information about themselves and family circumstances and they are reminded of such posts in future threads can a extra rule be inserted that the original...
21:49 Mon 24th Sep 201874 answers, last by ABSpareEditor 16:46 Tue 25th Sep 2018
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Basin Tap

Could anyone advise me why a conventional looking wash hand basin tap on the hot water side should operate in the opposite way to all other taps.The flow is fine but to turn on you turn the spindle...
18:23 Sat 22nd Sep 20187 answers, last by johnk 06:54 Sun 23rd Sep 2018
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Ct Ssan

Went to hospital this afternoon for a CT scan. Had to have a cannula inserted in my arm. The nurse tried and failed four times. She was a bit flustered. I tried to reassure her stating that her...
00:22 Fri 21st Sep 20184 answers, last by marval 17:03 Fri 21st Sep 2018
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More Alleged Russian Poisoning In Salisbury

How many Russians live in Salisbury? Vodka sales must be going through the roof.
10:49 Wed 19th Sep 20189 answers, last by ichkeria 12:27 Thu 20th Sep 2018

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