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Ct Ssan

Went to hospital this afternoon for a CT scan. Had to have a cannula inserted in my arm. The nurse tried and failed four times. She was a bit flustered. I tried to reassure her stating that her...
00:22 Fri 21st Sep 20184 answers, last by marval 17:03 Fri 21st Sep 2018
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More Alleged Russian Poisoning In Salisbury

How many Russians live in Salisbury? Vodka sales must be going through the roof.
10:49 Wed 19th Sep 20189 answers, last by ichkeria 12:27 Thu 20th Sep 2018
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Toyota Rav 4

Has anyone owned or driven this vehicle? The memsahib is thinking of purchasing one as a runabout. I don't think she will be going mud plugging along the leafy Surrey bridle paths. Looking at them...
14:48 Tue 18th Sep 20187 answers, last by retrocop 12:19 Wed 19th Sep 2018
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26 Years Waste Of Tax Payers Money

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-shot-council-worker-dead-live-tv-illegally-built-bungalow-died-085145156.html I really do not recall this case. Considering the murder was filmed by the press I'm...
13:15 Tue 18th Sep 201850 answers, last by Peter Pedant 16:16 Tue 18th Sep 2018
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Tinga Paste

Has anyone made home made Tinga paste from scratch. I have googled but I want to make the paste seperately and not too ingredient demanding( i.e. simples) , I have a tin of chipotles and tomatoes etc....
11:24 Mon 17th Sep 20185 answers, last by retrocop 21:59 Tue 18th Sep 2018
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The Russians Are At It Again

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/salisbury-attack-russian-spies-apos-083759209.html The plot thickens.It would appear another bungled attempt to cover their tracks this time....
10:25 Fri 14th Sep 20182 answers, last by Theland 08:31 Wed 19th Sep 2018
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Nun And Priest In The Qattara Depression

A nun and a priest were crossing the Qattara depression in the desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed...
19:46 Sat 08th Sep 20184 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 23:50 Sat 08th Sep 2018
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Whimsies

Marriage comes in three sections, Engagement ring, Marriage ring, and Suffer ring! ****************************************************************************** WARNING TO DRIVERS I just filled the...
00:05 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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Shark Food

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam towards the mass of people. "First we swim around...
23:04 Tue 04th Sep 20185 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:39 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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Fao Jourdain 2

They are back,Church Ladies with Typewriters. :-) The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. -------------------------- Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled....
21:14 Tue 04th Sep 201817 answers, last by jourdain2 11:08 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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Credit Card Theft

Police Officer to Victim: "Why didn't you report the theft of your credit card when it was stolen?" Victim: "Because the thief was spending less on it than my Wife was." Police Officer: "So why are...
13:27 Tue 04th Sep 20184 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:48 Tue 04th Sep 2018
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Anagram

"Dad. Why is my sister called Teresa?" "Well your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter" "Thanks dad" "No problem Alan."...
13:24 Tue 04th Sep 20184 answers, last by -SharonA- 21:25 Tue 04th Sep 2018
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A Great Old English Pastoral Tradition

https://www.facebook.com/onegiantstride/videos/10154940816807524/...
13:13 Tue 04th Sep 20182 answers, last by mallyh 07:57 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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Life In The Old Dog Yet :-)

At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she...
12:12 Tue 04th Sep 201821 answers, last by hereIam 15:46 Tue 04th Sep 2018
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Owen Smith

Anyone know what words of offence were spoken about Mrs May in a speech today? I keep catching fag ends as I flit twixt house and hostelry?
16:48 Wed 27th Jul 20165 answers, last by youngmafbog 21:09 Wed 27th Jul 2016
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Bored Swedish Seniors

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WITH BORED SWEDISH SENIORS IN A RETIREMENT PARK WHEN YOU GIVE THEM A SPOON AND A POT AFTER A LONG, LONG WINTER. http://www.youtube.com/embed/5748lK9HpOg?rel=0...
23:14 Mon 25th Jul 201613 answers, last by retrocop 23:53 Mon 25th Jul 2016
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Arabs And A Rabbi

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Rabbi sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Rabbi...
20:08 Sun 24th Jul 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 20:51 Sun 24th Jul 2016
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Gun Shots In Munich Shopping Mall

Just heard brief news that a large police operation has just started.News from LBC news on car radio. No link
17:53 Fri 22nd Jul 201698 answers, last by -Talbot- 23:16 Sun 24th Jul 2016
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Leader Of The Opposition

Mr Corbyn has been trying to get through to IKEA on the phone. Apparently he want's a new cabinet....
17:08 Fri 22nd Jul 201611 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:15 Sat 23rd Jul 2016
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Philosophy And Ambiguity

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH: 1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA......FLOOR. 2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANISATION. 3. IF MAN...
16:59 Fri 22nd Jul 2016

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