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Dm Giant

Phew. That was a struggle today. Hardest Giant I have fought with for a long time. :-)
14:09 Sat 09th Jul 20162 answers, last by retrocop 14:26 Sat 09th Jul 2016
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Makes You Proud To Be British

If this 'item' has so much contempt for the men and women who died in order for her to enjoy freedom then it is high time she was deprived of it for quite a few years. God help her kids. A disgusting...
10:57 Tue 05th Jul 201630 answers, last by EDDIE51 21:57 Tue 05th Jul 2016
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Kiwi Dilemma

Wiremu, a New Zealander, was on the dole in Australia but about to fly home to watch the Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey!"...
11:12 Mon 04th Jul 20162 answers, last by marval 16:27 Mon 04th Jul 2016
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Poland Now Loves Us

This appears a change of heart by Poland. This wasn't what they said about us when Brexit was announced. Nethertheless what he said is true and he put a shot across Merkels bows at the same time. The...
14:44 Sun 03rd Jul 201614 answers, last by Jackdaw33 00:27 Mon 04th Jul 2016
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Swivelled Eyed Loon

I have oft heard that expression directed at some of us more right wing thinkers on AB Did any one see Corbyn on ITV News at 10pm tonight.? That was cringeworthy sad. He had a vacant hollow stare in...
23:57 Wed 29th Jun 201636 answers, last by naomi24 15:29 Thu 30th Jun 2016
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Alas Lies By Cameron Only Just Disclosed By Brexit.

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11:47 Thu 23rd Jun 201637 answers, last by Hypognosis 00:44 Sat 25th Jun 2016
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Fao Danny

Still in krankenhause but not much longer. I have refused further treatment and investigations for many compex and varied reasons. Will be happy tomexplain on a proper desktop keyboardDecisiom made...
14:04 Tue 21st Jun 201641 answers, last by Peter Pedant 10:23 Fri 24th Jun 2016
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Fao Sqad

Good morning Sqad. Have been hositalised about a month due to side effects of routine aortic stent insertion ie AKI High BP Pulmonary Odaema High BNPs and cardio enzymes. Two heart echograms( last 3...
09:29 Sun 19th Jun 201614 answers, last by Peter Pedant 09:10 Sat 25th Jun 2016
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Exaggeration

A young couple are on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she has a confession to make: the reason that they have not been too intimate is because...
15:42 Sun 12th Jun 20164 answers, last by Shaglene 15:39 Mon 13th Jun 2016
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Update For Dannyk13

Hi All,The latest update in the sorry saga of woe. :-( Yesterday Mrs retro and I were up at sparrow fart (0600) to attend St Georges Acute Medicine Dept. We were instructed on Monday to get to the...
14:34 Thu 26th May 201622 answers, last by dominie 16:10 Fri 19th Aug 2016
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Thanks Abers

Hi all, Thank you all those ABers who conveyed their best wishes with regard to my hospital recovery. A special thanks to Margo who passed on Mrs retros bulletins. Although I am now home and the stent...
10:20 Tue 24th May 201650 answers, last by Barmaid 09:50 Wed 25th May 2016
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A Prayer On Sunday

Lord, the past couple of years have been very tough for me. You have taken ... my favourite actor Alan Rickman, my favourite horror actor Christopher Lee, my favourite comedians Robin Williams and...
09:06 Sun 15th May 20166 answers, last by david small 08:25 Tue 17th May 2016
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Cliff Richard File Handed To Cps

https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/pipe/news/uk/prosecutors-handed-police-file-on-allegations-against-sir-cliff-richard/ Oh no. Can't possibly be true.It was investigated by SYP and of course he is...
22:28 Tue 10th May 201673 answers, last by naomi24 18:06 Wed 11th May 2016
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Will There Be A Labour Party Left

http://news.sky.com/story/1688489/anti-semitism-row-three-councillors-suspended Dear oh dear Mikey, For one who insists that he is a staunch anti racist I think you should consider jumping ship. Looks...
20:16 Mon 02nd May 201626 answers, last by janbee 13:45 Tue 03rd May 2016
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Her Majesty And Dolly Parton

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel...
16:46 Mon 02nd May 201610 answers, last by MargoTester 16:58 Mon 02nd May 2016
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Redneck Birth

A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him: Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys!" The redneck...
20:02 Sat 30th Apr 20162 answers, last by murraymints 20:49 Sat 30th Apr 2016
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Fao Tambourine

Please see my post at 0955 re disposal of firearms in loft.
09:59 Sat 30th Apr 20164 answers, last by Bathsheba 14:34 Sat 30th Apr 2016
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Home Fires

Did anyone notice that on last nights episode Pat Simms couldn't pull her injured husband, Bob, out the armchair and had to leave him there for her work shift at the Exchange. After she met her Czeck...
16:05 Mon 25th Apr 201612 answers, last by bunkmoreland 02:33 Tue 26th Apr 2016
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Fao Margo And Danny

Had 2 phone calls from two contrite nursing staff today. New date given for 17th May admittance and OP on 18th.Apparently questions were asked in house and the Prof has been advised it WILL happen...
15:56 Mon 25th Apr 20164 answers, last by Peter Pedant 22:00 Mon 25th Apr 2016

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