Donate SIGN UP

retrocop

581 to 600 of 1067

First Previous 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 Next Last

Avatar Image
retrocop

Heavy Metal

The mind boggles how they could of got away with this unchallenged or unseen. I bet there is a group of caravans not too far away down on their axles....
11:22 Sat 06th Oct 201821 answers, last by cassa333 17:58 Sat 06th Oct 2018
Avatar Image
retrocop

Passport Please

Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the...
01:26 Sat 06th Oct 20183 answers, last by Shaglene 12:02 Sat 06th Oct 2018
Avatar Image
retrocop

Can This Man Turn My Water Into Wine

A very pleasing end result. What a master of the buzz saw. https://www.youtube.com/embed/2a1QISYNGHs?rel=0...
13:30 Thu 04th Oct 201818 answers, last by Spicerack 19:06 Thu 04th Oct 2018
Avatar Image
retrocop

Those Crazy Irish

There was a power failure in a Dublin Department Store last week and >> three hundred people were stranded on the escalators for more than two >> hours. >> ……………………………………....
13:17 Thu 04th Oct 20182 answers, last by Shaglene 16:53 Thu 04th Oct 2018
Avatar Image
retrocop

Pest Control

Pest Control A woman was having a passionate affair with an Irish inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home...
23:59 Wed 03rd Oct 20186 answers, last by sunshine2121 08:57 Mon 13th Feb 2023
Avatar Image
retrocop

Holy Smoke

A married Irishman went into the confessional and told the priest," I almost had an affair with another woman". The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed...
23:55 Wed 03rd Oct 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 00:04 Thu 04th Oct 2018
Avatar Image
retrocop

Fao Emmie

Didn't want to derail the other OP but Ron Mael was a veritable Giant. Have you ever seen this clip. New one on me. Quite a talented man. I thought Sparks were great when I was a lot younger....
12:20 Wed 03rd Oct 20184 answers, last by emmie 12:26 Wed 03rd Oct 2018
Avatar Image
retrocop

Ladies 4Th Marriage

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be...
23:54 Tue 02nd Oct 20185 answers, last by Shaglene 19:02 Wed 03rd Oct 2018
Avatar Image
retrocop

Greek Salad & Cucumber

I have just prepared a Quasi Greek Salad to go with my left over Roast Chicken from yesterday. I say Quasi because I put a lot more than Feta,lettuce tomato in it to give it that name( in case any one...
19:36 Mon 01st Oct 201819 answers, last by Jackdaw33 21:26 Mon 01st Oct 2018
Avatar Image
retrocop

One Or Two Liners

After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. I don't mind dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens. Is there...
10:27 Mon 01st Oct 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 13:55 Mon 01st Oct 2018
Avatar Image
retrocop

Drink Lesson

Will was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whisky. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whisky curled...
10:13 Mon 01st Oct 20185 answers, last by Shaglene 19:17 Mon 01st Oct 2018
Avatar Image
retrocop

A Tale Of Frienship

Terry Markland and his friend Ken Stokes left the Royal Navy in 1993 after several years of serving together. They were well used to having a glass or two of ale together at the end of a long working...
10:11 Mon 01st Oct 20181 answer, last by Shaglene 15:35 Mon 01st Oct 2018
Avatar Image
retrocop

The Wine Taster

The Wine Taster At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the...
00:32 Mon 01st Oct 2018
Avatar Image
retrocop

A Good Wife Is Hard To Find

A Good Wife is Hard to Find Nigel and Trevor, are keen fishermen and wine drinkers at Les Lacs du Verger, France, last year. Slurping a large Ch창teau Mont-Redon, Nigel announces, 'I think I'm going...
00:25 Mon 01st Oct 2018
Avatar Image
retrocop

The Drunk And The Priest

A drunk got on a bus one day and sat down next to a priest.The drunk stank of wine, his shirt was stained, his face was all red, and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket.He...
00:06 Mon 01st Oct 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 00:12 Mon 01st Oct 2018
Avatar Image
retrocop

Veggie Diet Q & A

V: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a lamb eat? Leaves and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a kabab is nothing...
23:35 Sun 30th Sep 20183 answers, last by NealFranecki 05:50 Tue 27th Nov 2018
Avatar Image
retrocop

Men/women Are Like A Fine Wine

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with. Women...
13:41 Sun 30th Sep 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 16:16 Sun 30th Sep 2018
Avatar Image
retrocop

Father Of Many

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am...
12:46 Sun 30th Sep 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 16:13 Sun 30th Sep 2018
Avatar Image
retrocop

Glass Half Empty Or Half Full

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There's clearly room for more wine. A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this? " "You're...
01:52 Sun 30th Sep 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 16:10 Sun 30th Sep 2018
Avatar Image
retrocop

Wine Tasting

A drunk sitting at a bar observes a very snobby woman participating in a wine tasting contest. She was very good at identifying the wine. At the first taste she says: "Cabernet Sauvignon, 1998" and...
01:47 Sun 30th Sep 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 16:10 Sun 30th Sep 2018

581 to 600 of 1067

First Previous 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 Next Last