Veterinary College Lessons

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retrocop | 16:03 Fri 04th Jan 2019 | Jokes
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First-year students at the Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor".

"The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body."

For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."


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Gross, but funny !
Just don't stand behind a cow , and light a match
Ughhh! Where does the finger of blame lie?...
thumbs up to that one !

( nice to see it back - making the rounds in the med schools in the thirties - wasnt it also a trope in Dr Finlay?)
Some important pointers learned there

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