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Mobile Phones

The assistant at the Carphone Warehouse came out of the stockroom, showed me a handset and said "Here you are sir, on this model you can set the interface to display in Italian, it includes an...
11:51 Thu 21st May 20092 answers, last by carsonking 21:55 Thu 21st May 2009
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Michael Jackson has cancelled his UK tour

after he discovered ?2000 for a ten year old actually refers to the car scrappage scheme.
11:49 Thu 21st May 20092 answers, last by Bobbisox 12:19 Thu 21st May 2009
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God and Noah

One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being anything you want after all you're the guv'... " But...
11:07 Thu 21st May 20096 answers, last by Whickerman 21:17 Sat 23rd May 2009
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What do atheists yell

when they have an orgasm?
18:04 Wed 20th May 200931 answers, last by devilspawn 21:57 Wed 20th May 2009
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What does this mean?

Nani na nani nangi nanh'we naungi nani.
17:43 Wed 20th May 20093 answers, last by dr b 17:48 Wed 20th May 2009
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Essex Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator.

The man says "Choose from our range on the wall." She says "I'll take the red one." The man replies "That's a fire extinguisher."
16:43 Tue 19th May 20092 answers, last by marval 17:47 Tue 19th May 2009
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the thai girlfriend

A man is in bed with his Thai girlfriend. After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had lovingly done on many occasions. Rather enjoying it, he turns and...
14:51 Tue 19th May 2009
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A tourist walked into a Brighton curio/antique shop.

After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze Statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway.. He took it to the owner and said:...
14:48 Tue 19th May 20092 answers, last by rempop 20:04 Wed 20th May 2009
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Bloke goes into a sex shop to buy an inflatable doll

The assistant asked "Do you want a Christian or Muslim doll" When asked what the difference was, he replied "the Muslim one blows herself up"
14:33 Tue 19th May 2009
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Is Dijon-vu

the same mustard as before?
14:18 Tue 19th May 20092 answers, last by sallabananas 15:07 Tue 19th May 2009
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Anyone remember

the sun rising over Bugis Street?
11:52 Tue 19th May 20097 answers, last by dennisb66 09:01 Sat 13th Jun 2009
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A Tuesday thought.

Mary had a frisky Sheep. Not knowing 'twas a Ram, She took it to her bed to sleep. Mary had a little Lamb.
11:19 Tue 19th May 200913 answers, last by leggyishetro 12:17 Tue 19th May 2009
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Dad,what's a transvestite?

I don't know, but ask your Mother he'll know!
15:51 Mon 18th May 20093 answers, last by sqad617 16:14 Mon 18th May 2009
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Dogged Determination

If a dog from Dalmatia, Is called a Dalmatian, And one from The Alsace, Is called an Alsatian Why does Li Wong, Who comes from Hong Kong, Call his dog Char Sui Chow Mein?
15:56 Sat 16th May 2009
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A Marriage Made in Heaven

Mr. Camel and Miss. Dromedary were married And in time a baby was due. Said Mrs. Camel to her beloved 'Would you prefer one hump or two?'
15:34 Sat 16th May 20097 answers, last by craft1948 15:57 Sat 16th May 2009
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The ABC of Fruitiness

A is for apple, shiny and green B is for banana, slightly obscene C is for coconut, all matted and hairy D is for date, hot, blind or scary E is for end, I've got to conclude Before I reach kumquat...
19:10 Thu 14th May 20091 answer, last by wired 20:35 Thu 14th May 2009
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Coming Unstuck

If you surf the Internet For the obscene You may end up, literally, Glued to your screen
19:05 Thu 14th May 20094 answers, last by tonyted 23:36 Thu 14th May 2009
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If a man and woman from Norfolk get divorced

are they still brother and sister?
17:51 Thu 14th May 20096 answers, last by mushroom25 21:06 Thu 14th May 2009
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Is a "Swiss Army Wife"

a woman that can iron with one foot, cook a meal with her right hand, vacuum with her other foot and masturbate you with her left hand.
17:04 Thu 14th May 200918 answers, last by DEN53 18:33 Thu 14th May 2009
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How can you tell when a man is well hung?

When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the rope.
17:01 Thu 14th May 2009

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