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Very non PC

Dracula decided to go on a vacation so he flew down to Tuscany to hang around an abandoned castle. After a few days he became thirsty and decided to lure a luscious Italian peasant girl to the castle...
16:45 Mon 08th Jun 20092 answers, last by marval 22:58 Mon 08th Jun 2009
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Biblical tale

After the Ark had successfully landed on Mt. Ararat, the survivors went forth. After a while, one of the wives noticed her father-in-law sitting on the ground and chewing animal hides. Every now and...
16:12 Mon 08th Jun 2009
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If people get hemorrhoids,

do Eskimos get Polaroids?
16:10 Mon 08th Jun 20095 answers, last by DEN53 16:30 Mon 08th Jun 2009
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Herbal Story

At the beginning of the 20th century, famed British botanist, Lord Ramsbottom, successfully hybridized a cumin plant with a strain of coriander. The results was a cultivar that had a very unusual and...
15:48 Mon 08th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 16:03 Mon 08th Jun 2009
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Land of the Rising Sun

Tokyo residents were panicked today by wide spread discoveries of little piles of cotton fibre and rodent droppings in residences in central Tokyo, accompanied by holes appearing suddenly in various...
15:38 Mon 08th Jun 2009
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Holy Orders

The young novice nun soon realized that the absence of sex in the convent was a problem. She confessed to Mother Superior that it was unhealthy and she was restless. "Comfort yourself with a candle,"...
14:35 Mon 08th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 14:47 Mon 08th Jun 2009
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Wives go shopping

The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day to a big department store. While they are there a fire breaks out. Everyone in the store is killed, including the three women....
14:30 Mon 08th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 14:47 Mon 08th Jun 2009
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stud rooster

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' The old rooster...
14:16 Mon 08th Jun 20092 answers, last by albaqwerty 14:19 Mon 08th Jun 2009
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Einstein

Few remember that the brilliant mathematician and Nobel Prize winner, Albert Einstein, married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. Einstein stated that he was...
11:19 Fri 05th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 18:10 Fri 05th Jun 2009
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Phone call to the Butcher

Mrs. Andrews: These sausages you sent me are meat at one end and bread crumbs at the other. The Butcher: Yes, Madam. In these hard times it is difficult to make both ends meat.
13:40 Thu 04th Jun 20094 answers, last by SazzyC0 22:54 Thu 04th Jun 2009
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The Fly

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't...
13:23 Thu 04th Jun 20092 answers, last by HumNugget 22:46 Thu 04th Jun 2009
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Holy Orders

There is a monastery near Aspen, Colorado, called Snowmass. All the monks have taken a vow of silence. They rarely speak. Each day begins with morning worship. The service starts when the head abbot...
13:13 Thu 04th Jun 20095 answers, last by sophie_1003 18:23 Fri 05th Jun 2009
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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.
12:31 Thu 04th Jun 20095 answers, last by leggysreturn 13:29 Thu 04th Jun 2009
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Intensive Care

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she...
12:29 Thu 04th Jun 20091 answer, last by Harry-Wragg 13:03 Thu 04th Jun 2009
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A thought fpr Thursday

A man says to his wife 'Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.' His wife replies 'You've got a bigger dick than your brother ...'
12:12 Thu 04th Jun 20093 answers, last by marval 22:41 Thu 04th Jun 2009
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Undertaker says to bereaved husband.

When did you first notice your wife was dead? Well he replies, "The sex was the same but the dishes were starting to pile up."
12:05 Thu 04th Jun 2009
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Night of love

After his annual medical checkup, Bob learns that he has a rare disease and 12 hours to live. His wife tearfully says, "Honey, I'm going to give you a night you'll never forget." They make passionate...
11:36 Tue 02nd Jun 2009
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Gone to Heaven

Three friends die in a car accident and attend a welcome meeting in Heaven. An angel asks, "When you are in your casket and your friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them...
11:30 Tue 02nd Jun 20092 answers, last by marval 13:20 Tue 02nd Jun 2009
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Who invented sex?

A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon"The Italian says, "We have the Colosseum"The Greek says "We had great...
16:45 Mon 01st Jun 20093 answers, last by coffeeboy 21:52 Mon 01st Jun 2009
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Gordon Brown announces new Tax regime

The new simplified self assessment form has has only one question. 1. How much did you earn in 2008/9? Send it to me.
16:32 Mon 01st Jun 20091 answer, last by Zacsmaster 17:29 Mon 01st Jun 2009

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