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What's all the fuss about same-sex marriages ?

I've been married for years, and I keep having the same sex.
14:26 Fri 03rd Jul 2009
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If your family sticks together..........

......You should all shower more often.
14:13 Fri 03rd Jul 20093 answers, last by petal54 15:43 Fri 03rd Jul 2009
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As they say in Baghdad,

Shiite happens!
13:58 Fri 03rd Jul 20095 answers, last by paraffin 14:54 Fri 03rd Jul 2009
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Was Humpty Dumpty

pushed..............?
14:15 Thu 02nd Jul 200910 answers, last by Ankou 15:49 Thu 02nd Jul 2009
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If love is one long sweet dream,

is marriage the alarm clock?
13:03 Thu 02nd Jul 20091 answer, last by Ankou 13:25 Thu 02nd Jul 2009
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I'd give my right arm

to be ambidextrous.
11:43 Thu 02nd Jul 20092 answers, last by Mr Veritas 12:52 Thu 02nd Jul 2009
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Is dieting

wishful shrinking?
18:14 Wed 01st Jul 20091 answer, last by yogi.bear 18:26 Wed 01st Jul 2009
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Red meat is not bad for you

but fuzzy green meat is!
18:01 Wed 01st Jul 20093 answers, last by zzxxee 18:04 Wed 01st Jul 2009
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Q: What has four legs and an arm?

A: A happy pit bull.
15:41 Wed 01st Jul 20091 answer, last by marval 18:15 Wed 01st Jul 2009
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Is beauty

in the eye of the beer holder...?
15:25 Wed 01st Jul 20091 answer, last by puternut 11:51 Mon 06th Jul 2009
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Why is it

one day you're the dog, and the next you're the lamp-post?
15:23 Wed 01st Jul 20094 answers, last by bigmamma 15:39 Wed 01st Jul 2009
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I was an atheist

until I realised I was God.
14:58 Wed 01st Jul 200926 answers, last by McMouse 16:11 Wed 01st Jul 2009
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Make a Wish ...

Make a Wish ... A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK, OK. You released me from the...
19:06 Mon 29th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 23:51 Mon 29th Jun 2009
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Senior Moments

Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"...
19:00 Mon 29th Jun 20091 answer, last by HillyHugger 18:39 Wed 01st Jul 2009
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Down at the Retirement Center

80 year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An...
18:58 Mon 29th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 19:57 Mon 29th Jun 2009
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Overheard at B & Q

A woman asked for assistance at B & Q as she wanted a 15mm pipe plug. The man asked, "Do you want a male plug, a female plug or both?" "I just want to stop a leak," the woman replied. "I don't plan to...
18:51 Mon 29th Jun 2009
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Do Women

usually has the last word first?
13:54 Mon 29th Jun 200922 answers, last by tamborine 21:52 Mon 29th Jun 2009
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Thank God

I'm an Atheist!
13:45 Mon 29th Jun 20093 answers, last by sallabananas 13:52 Mon 29th Jun 2009
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I didn't believe in reincarnation

in my last life, either.
13:44 Mon 29th Jun 20093 answers, last by MsEVP 15:00 Mon 29th Jun 2009
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Killer

Rumour has it Jacko wants to be buried at sea and strapped to a couple of buoys... Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this afternoon. It is being reported that they found...
12:34 Mon 29th Jun 20091 answer, last by firewatch 15:33 Mon 29th Jun 2009

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