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Going To Iraq

A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later". The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "Sister have you...
18:31 Mon 17th Aug 20092 answers, last by carlton23 00:31 Tue 18th Aug 2009
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London Toilets

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture,...
18:29 Mon 17th Aug 20092 answers, last by tonyav 18:53 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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When your girls leave home

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a...
18:08 Sun 16th Aug 20091 answer, last by marval 11:49 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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Enigmatic

"I'm tired of smiling," moaned Lisa.
11:09 Fri 14th Aug 2009
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Where do dead penguins go?

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica- where do they go? Wonder no more!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely...
11:50 Wed 12th Aug 200910 answers, last by Ian Oldfield 11:36 Sat 15th Aug 2009
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Was Hiroshima

the first boom town?
15:28 Thu 23rd Jul 20093 answers, last by daffy654 15:33 Thu 23rd Jul 2009
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Are Clones

people two?
15:58 Wed 22nd Jul 20093 answers, last by leyaenda 16:12 Wed 22nd Jul 2009
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Blonde

A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex...
15:45 Wed 22nd Jul 20092 answers, last by marval 16:29 Wed 22nd Jul 2009
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Is epileptic lettuce

Seizure salad?
13:07 Wed 22nd Jul 20091 answer, last by dobrovdave 13:09 Wed 22nd Jul 2009
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One for Wednesday

A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?" The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top,...
12:48 Wed 22nd Jul 20091 answer, last by Jillius 21:49 Sun 26th Jul 2009
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Condolences

Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked. "He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than I am."...
12:46 Wed 22nd Jul 20092 answers, last by Jillius 21:53 Sun 26th Jul 2009
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Keep a welcome in the hill-side

When Dafydd was just a youngster, he went to the chemist shop. He asked the pharmacist, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?" The pharmacist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are...
12:43 Wed 22nd Jul 2009
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Keep a welcome in the hill-side

When Dafydd was just a youngster, he went to the chemist shop. He asked the pharmacist, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?" The pharmacist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are...
11:16 Wed 22nd Jul 2009
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One for Wednesday

A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?" The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top,...
10:48 Wed 22nd Jul 20092 answers, last by nightmare 17:16 Wed 22nd Jul 2009
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Condolences

Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked. "He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than I am."...
10:47 Wed 22nd Jul 20092 answers, last by chrispybacon 20:50 Thu 23rd Jul 2009
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Don't try this at home

Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?" His roommate lubes up his finger (mercifully) and...
17:58 Tue 21st Jul 20092 answers, last by Beauj 18:01 Tue 21st Jul 2009
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Wait for it

A man had an IQ of 168 and he was finding it really difficult to make friends with normal people, so he went to see what his doctor could do for him. As luck would have it, the Doc had just purchased...
17:55 Tue 21st Jul 20091 answer, last by HillyHugger 19:17 Tue 21st Jul 2009
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Ee by gum!

A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked young Johnny, he said, "My father's dead, Miss." "Oh, I am sorry, Johnny. In that case, what did he do before be died?" "He went...
17:40 Tue 21st Jul 20092 answers, last by HillyHugger 19:17 Tue 21st Jul 2009
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...

does that mean that one enjoys it?
18:08 Fri 03rd Jul 20093 answers, last by noway2 21:12 Fri 03rd Jul 2009
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Rugby is a game

played by gentlemen with odd shaped balls.
16:16 Fri 03rd Jul 20093 answers, last by McMouse 16:30 Fri 03rd Jul 2009

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