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Do you realise

that if the Pilgrim Fathers had first shot a wild cat instead of turkey, Americans would all be eating pussy for Thanksgiving?
17:02 Tue 05th May 20095 answers, last by RoBoGoB 17:49 Tue 05th May 2009
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Why the EU is good for us

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the...
11:28 Tue 05th May 20092 answers, last by craft1948 15:39 Tue 05th May 2009
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A man is in a hotel reception

and wants to ask the receptionist a question. As he turns to go to the desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and his elbow pokes her in the tits. They are both quite startled. The man...
11:19 Tue 05th May 2009
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Why does the sound of running water

make me want to pee?
14:04 Mon 04th May 20093 answers, last by Ethel 16:46 Mon 04th May 2009
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Let's hear it for

Leicester Tigers
00:10 Mon 04th May 200912 answers, last by craft1948 00:58 Mon 04th May 2009
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Why do scotsmen have blue willies?

Because they are tight fisted w ankers.
23:55 Sun 03rd May 2009
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I No Come Work Today

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need...
16:48 Fri 01st May 20091 answer, last by marval 00:11 Sat 02nd May 2009
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I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.

I said "Morning." He replied, "No, just having a crap."
16:37 Fri 01st May 2009
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to...
16:28 Fri 01st May 20096 answers, last by DEN53 20:57 Sat 02nd May 2009
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Chinese couple had a retarded baby

They named him Sum Ting Wong
13:35 Thu 30th Apr 20099 answers, last by Zacsmaster 14:03 Thu 30th Apr 2009
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42 inch Plasma screen TV for sale - �50

Only thing wrong with it is the volume don't work. But at that price you can't turn it down
13:32 Thu 30th Apr 20092 answers, last by marval 17:25 Thu 30th Apr 2009
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Two deaf lesbians

walking down the road with their hands in each others knickers. What are they doing? Lip reading.
12:28 Thu 30th Apr 20093 answers, last by Reincarnated 17:27 Thu 30th Apr 2009
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What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?

Men miss them all.
12:19 Thu 30th Apr 20092 answers, last by marval 17:27 Thu 30th Apr 2009
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Why did God create alcohol?

So ugly people could have sex too.
12:18 Thu 30th Apr 2009
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Parliament just voted

to allow Gherkins to live in UK!
17:51 Wed 29th Apr 200911 answers, last by Zacsmaster 18:02 Wed 29th Apr 2009
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You have been warned

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was...
14:42 Tue 28th Apr 20091 answer, last by carlton23 00:18 Wed 29th Apr 2009
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Is this world

another planet's hell?
12:22 Sat 18th Apr 2009
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Don't get married

Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot less hassle in the long run.
11:17 Sat 18th Apr 20091 answer, last by Dear-Doris 00:03 Wed 02nd Jul 2014
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Just got a Premium Bond win through the post.

The tight bu**ers have reduced minimum to ?25.
11:13 Sat 18th Apr 200917 answers, last by zzxxee 14:38 Sat 18th Apr 2009
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Jeanie's Burgers

Jeanie is an enterprising woman who runs a Burger Stall in a lay-by on a busy main road. She is famed for her "Lamb burgers", "Wild Boar burgers" and special "Jeanie burgers". One day a guy in an...
10:55 Thu 16th Apr 20094 answers, last by marval 17:27 Thu 16th Apr 2009

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