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What do you call a Phillipino contortionist?

A Manila folder
16:14 Wed 15th Apr 20091 answer, last by Dear-Doris 00:06 Wed 02nd Jul 2014
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How does one identify a Norfolk virgin?

She's the one who can outrun her brothers.
16:11 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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My wife has Old Dyson's syndrome.

She makes a constant whining noise and doesn't suck any more!
13:46 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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Suicide bombers

what makes them tick?
12:59 Wed 15th Apr 20091 answer, last by steg 13:08 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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Ed edited the punchline

It was a S hitzu
12:50 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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A man goes to the zoo.

When he gets there, there was only a dog. It was a ******.
12:48 Wed 15th Apr 20091 answer, last by marval 13:25 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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To Heather, Love Paul

She Stood On The Bridge At Midnight Her Lips Were All A Quiver She Gave A Cough Her Leg Fell Off And Floated Down The River
12:11 Wed 15th Apr 20095 answers, last by DEN53 15:40 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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'Is this sodomy?'

Tom asked, half in Ernest.
10:39 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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Everyone else

will have to use a spoon.
10:32 Wed 15th Apr 20095 answers, last by sqad617 11:26 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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'There's only one "f" in

"Fork".
10:31 Wed 15th Apr 200910 answers, last by funnygirl 11:13 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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Confuscious say...

Man who go through turnstile side ways, going to bangkok.
10:26 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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"What do you call Peruvian Rorschach tests?

Inca Blots."
10:19 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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Time for a pint

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one.
18:58 Tue 14th Apr 20092 answers, last by no-knowledge 10:59 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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I must lie down

A perverted burglar broke into a British museum and molested some of the life size statues of politicians. He was charged with statue Tory rape.
18:40 Tue 14th Apr 20092 answers, last by no-knowledge 18:48 Tue 14th Apr 2009
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Love Story

I will seek and find you . . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will...
18:16 Mon 13th Apr 20094 answers, last by NoMercy 19:58 Tue 14th Apr 2009
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A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the western plains without water.

His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden; he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards...
17:51 Mon 13th Apr 2009
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Will this cheer Barmaid up?

http://www.smwa.net/downloads/funny/rake_bush4 .swf
15:06 Mon 13th Apr 20094 answers, last by Invisible 15:24 Mon 13th Apr 2009
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New from Apple

Apple do it again.. Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost between $499.00 and...
15:00 Mon 13th Apr 2009
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What's the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy?

Essex Girl has a higher sperm count.
14:10 Mon 13th Apr 2009
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Easter Monday

This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, the pain is...
13:37 Mon 13th Apr 20091 answer, last by marval 14:18 Mon 13th Apr 2009

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