A Tuesday thought.

[McMouse]

Mary had a frisky Sheep.
Not knowing 'twas a Ram,
She took it to her bed to sleep.
Mary had a little Lamb.

[McMouse]

Mary had a little skirt
It was slit right up the sides
And every time she wore that skirt
The boys could see her thighs

Mary had another skirt
It was slit right up the front
But she never wore that one!

[McMouse]

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was scarlet red
The reason for this colour was
the pick axe in its head

[Daniela36]

Mary had a little lamb
her father killed it dead
now Mary takes her lamb to school
between two slices of bread.

[Naomicorlett]

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
And every now and then
She'd take it out and take it for a walk.

Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece as black as soot
And into mary's bread and jam
His sooty foot he put !

[Daniela36]

Mary had a little lamb
it was a little bug ger
It ran across the tablecloth
and f@rted in the sugar.

[McMouse]

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.

[Daniela36]

Mary had a little lamb
she also had a bear
you often see her little lamb
but you rarely see her bear.

[McMouse]

Mary had a little Lamb,

She fed it castor oil,

And everywhere that Mary went

it fertilized the soil.

[steg]

Mary had a little bike
she rode it round the grass
and every time the wheel went round
a spoke went up her arze

[leggyishetro]

Mary had a little skirt

with splits right up the sides

and everywhere that Mary went

the boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt

it was split right up the front

But she didn�t wear that often


as the boys could see her ..................