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For Fun Folks - Songs That Sum Up Your Gadgets Or Their Manufactures ?

Ay Ay Ay Ay Moosey (1981) - Name for a new Apple product. Leap up and down with your knickers in the air (1971) - for Gameboy. Don't mess with my toot toot (1985) - Wii controller....
13:24 Mon 22nd Jun 20203 answers, last by Ellipsis 14:00 Tue 23rd Jun 2020
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moonraker558

Dame Vera Lynn Tribute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-KeEzsvHOc...
13:22 Sun 21st Jun 20206 answers, last by LochNessMonster 13:34 Mon 22nd Jun 2020
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Bobbisox1

Songs With Sweets In The Title

All Aeround My Hat Mars he’s making eyes at me Tutti Frutti...
13:16 Fri 19th Jun 202099 answers, last by Bobbisox1 14:14 Sat 20th Jun 2020
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Theland

Slim News & Weather Presenters.

No, not slim news, but rather presenters of news and weather, do you think it is political correctness missing that only allows the slim folk into these roles. What happened to diversity and...
08:30 Sat 20th Jun 202029 answers, last by douglas9401 22:37 Sat 20th Jun 2020
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Chipchopper

A &E

You see some dumb idiots in the hospitals accident and emergency department, the boy the vase stuck on his head, the girl with a bead stuck up her nose. The other day a guy walked in, who had...
15:55 Fri 12th Jun 202020 answers, last by LochNessMonster 16:21 Tue 16th Jun 2020
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LochNessMonster

For Fun Folks - Songs That Sum Up This Pandemic ?

Welcome Home - Peter and Lee We can drive (500 miles) - Proclaimers with Dominic Cummings...
10:18 Sun 14th Jun 202021 answers, last by tiggerblue10 15:18 Sun 14th Jun 2020
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retrocop

What's In A Name?

https://ibb.co/R4sFfp0...
18:10 Fri 12th Jun 202012 answers, last by LochNessMonster 10:03 Sun 14th Jun 2020
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royfromaus

Use Google To Find British Prime Ministers

What do you notice?
08:02 Sun 14th Jun 202055 answers, last by Gromit 19:24 Sun 14th Jun 2020
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SparklyKid

Rumour Has It That Today Is Friday.

Busy day today, went to Home Bargains and Aldi. No queues, very quiet. Got essentials , paper, fags and rum. Still got plenty of wine from Asda click and collect. Got some smoked salmon and two...
14:04 Fri 12th Jun 20204 answers, last by LochNessMonster 14:24 Fri 12th Jun 2020
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needawin

Safe Distancing? Only When It Suits!

I am not allowed to sit on a park bench alone in the sun due to safe distancing regulations. 120 people sat on a plane with no vacant seats yesterday on a flight to London. What a shambles!...
10:40 Tue 05th May 202023 answers, last by New Judge 20:07 Tue 05th May 2020
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-SharonA-

The Hotline

I've just called that drug addiction hotline today and the recording told me, "If you're having trouble with cannabis, press hash" and "If you're having trouble with cocaine, stay on the line"...
13:53 Tue 05th May 20203 answers, last by LochNessMonster 19:20 Tue 05th May 2020
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Canary42

Nursery Thymes Revisited

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall had a defect So he won ten grand with Claims Direct Jack and Jill went into town To fetch some chips and sweeties...
11:54 Sun 26th Apr 202024 answers, last by BAKERS DOZEN 23:12 Sun 26th Apr 2020
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Bobbisox1

We Are So Lucky, We Are Having Smashing Weather Here

Me and Mr Bobbs, we’ve sat outside , we’ve had a drink ( something we’d not normally do in the afternoon) he’s done crosswords ( I have helped) I’ve listened to my music, something I never make time...
16:21 Wed 22nd Apr 202010 answers, last by Bobbisox1 16:48 Wed 22nd Apr 2020
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LochNessMonster

Hi Folks ! Lets See How We Can Go With This Idea?

Have been ill for a wee while, so need cheering up. Looking for songs to have played when your in Hospital. i.e. The shadows - Apache - for cataract operations Don't Mess With My Toot Toot - Denise...
15:10 Tue 21st Apr 202091 answers, last by LochNessMonster 16:28 Wed 22nd Apr 2020
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sunny-dave

What Phrases Could Be Used.....

... whilst doing a crossword and also be used while having sex ... I'm having trouble finding the correct entry ......
12:10 Wed 08th Aug 201838 answers, last by gness 12:18 Sun 19th Aug 2018
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1ozzy

What Phrases Could Be Used.....

...While ordering takeaway food and having sex.
10:00 Fri 10th Aug 201824 answers, last by LochNessMonster 12:13 Sun 19th Aug 2018
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marval

Trouble

I have been having some trouble with my server today, he still refuses to bring me my slippers. The abominable snowman could easily have defeated the Loch Ness monster. Yeti didn’t. I went to the...
18:29 Sun 12th Aug 20181 answer, last by LochNessMonster 14:05 Mon 13th Aug 2018
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marval

No Wonder

No wonder formula 1 drivers have so many points at the end of the season. Have you seen how fast they drive? Why can Nessie open any door? She is a loch’s myth. The landlord collapsed while I was...
16:52 Mon 11th Jun 20184 answers, last by LochNessMonster 14:08 Tue 12th Jun 2018
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday. Wall to wall again. I hope it stays dry, I want to go the the Farmer's Market in Stroud this morning. We shall see. It was too nippy yesterday to get anything done in the garden. Roll on...
04:24 Sat 07th Apr 2018107 answers, last by Tilly2 09:59 Sat 07th Apr 2018
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Shaglene

A Very Sad Day..............

A good friend of mine, after 7 years of medical school and training has been fired for one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste...
19:14 Fri 06th Apr 201812 answers, last by LochNessMonster 07:50 Sat 07th Apr 2018

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