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Arksided

See How Far This Goes...

Working on the site from morning 'till night
That's livin' alright
That's livin' alright Then a pint with the boys
In a bar full of noise
That's livin' alright
That's livin' alright Working all day
For a... ...
12:05 Mon 16th Oct 2023968 answers, last by Arksided 16:15 Thu 16th Nov 2023
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Canary42

Nessie

Scottish tourism getting desperate trying to resurrect the Loch Ness Monster myth. Stand by for lots of photoshopped pictures from the Watchers....
21:02 Sat 26th Aug 20235 answers, last by douglas9401 12:08 Sun 27th Aug 2023
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nicebloke1

Another Hunt For The Monster

The Loch Ness monster hunt is on again, will someone tell these idiots that if there was ever one in there, its long been dead. The only thing they may detect is a very large catfish, or a number of.
10:31 Sat 26th Aug 202311 answers, last by johnny.5 19:53 Sun 27th Aug 2023
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LochNessMonster

What Do You Think Folks?

Classic Benny Hill clip made for French TV. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRD8WE5QOFg...
15:23 Tue 18th Apr 20239 answers, last by Old_Geezer 10:11 Wed 19th Apr 2023
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wolf63

Virgin Media Help Appreciated

I have VM broadband and a home phone. I have received a new router and have managed to set it up and the broadband is up and running. However, the phone is now supposed to be a digital phone and it...
15:34 Tue 21st Feb 202323 answers, last by barry1010 08:12 Wed 01st Mar 2023
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LochNessMonster

Sse Customers Only Can You Help Please ?

My friend was due to be paid first installment of the government £400 help package. But it was not credited to their account. Has this happened to you or has payment been credited to your bank...
15:11 Mon 17th Oct 202214 answers, last by LochNessMonster 15:40 Mon 31st Oct 2022
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pastafreak

Think I'm Off For Some Retail Therapy

Even if it's only food. It will be more entertaining than anything else I've seen of late. When I come back, I need to do battle with a freezer drawer that won't open...that's about as exciting as it...
13:26 Mon 17th Oct 20227 answers, last by LochNessMonster 15:15 Mon 17th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife said she would leave if I didn't get treatment for my obsession with Neil Diamond. "I am" I said....
06:41 Tue 14th Jun 202223 answers, last by LochNessMonster 06:57 Thu 16th Jun 2022
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Jimbob68

Forgotten Band Name

They were a uk band from the 80s/90s,loads in the band,they played piccolos clarinets etc,driving me mad
22:37 Wed 11th May 202251 answers, last by Mozz71 18:12 Thu 12th May 2022
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Shaglene

Confusions Part 2.................

3. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around. 4. Why is there a 'D' in fridge but not in refrigerator. 5. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made....
15:25 Wed 11th May 20229 answers, last by davebro 20:47 Thu 12th May 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

What's on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints....
07:03 Sat 02nd Apr 20226 answers, last by LochNessMonster 13:12 Thu 07th Apr 2022
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Prudie

Re-Installing Windows 10

Had a young techie family member looking at my laptop over the weekend because it's become slow and always seems to have the fan on. It appears there was big Win 10 update from last year that failed...
13:02 Tue 24th Aug 20214 answers, last by LochNessMonster 14:01 Tue 24th Aug 2021
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Ken4155

Don't Get It? Blame Yer Parents.

Apparently a study has found that missing the point is down to upbringing. The Vicar of Dibley's sidekick, Alice, never got the joke told by Dawn French at the end of each episode. Such as this one;...
14:08 Fri 05th Mar 20216 answers, last by LochNessMonster 15:09 Fri 05th Mar 2021
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LochNessMonster

Looking For Help Of Retro Sweets From The 70S 80S Can You Help Auld Nessie.

Sweets were small pieces of toffee wrapped in white pieces of paper in a tube like rolos Are. Main wrapper was red....
09:11 Fri 29th Jan 202115 answers, last by nescio 12:48 Fri 29th Jan 2021
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Rondy

Lesbians

A polish man is sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he notices a very attractive lady sit down at the other end of the bar and order a drink. The polish guy calls the bartender over and says...
08:50 Mon 11th Jan 20218 answers, last by LochNessMonster 13:44 Tue 12th Jan 2021
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LochNessMonster

Thought I Was The Oldest On Here But Mrs Nessie Has Beat Me Quiet Literally?

Nessie, nursing a sore nose and other bits in hospital. :-( Happy New Years Folks. From Inverness....
14:58 Fri 01st Jan 202117 answers, last by alavahalf 16:19 Fri 01st Jan 2021
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johnny.5

Any Atheists On Here ?

An atheist is walking along the bank of Loch Ness, suddenly, out of the depths appears Nessie. It snatched the atheist up in her jaws and threw her head back, throwing him up in the air. Just before...
08:52 Fri 11th Sep 20207 answers, last by LochNessMonster 15:06 Fri 01st Jan 2021
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Bazile

Bargain

I bought a pair of trousers in the sales from Debenhams It's got 3 legs I'll leave you to make up your own story...
18:22 Tue 29th Sep 20204 answers, last by LochNessMonster 11:25 Sun 04th Oct 2020
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Rondy

Iceland

Did you know that oral sex is still illegal in Iceland? I think you might be ok in Asda though....
18:02 Fri 02nd Oct 20201 answer, last by LochNessMonster 11:04 Sun 04th Oct 2020
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Canary42

Pizza The Action

One of our pizza delivery guys has died, he just pasta way. Then another committed suicide, he topped himself. If another one goes, will that be a domino effect. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =...
14:36 Mon 31st Aug 20206 answers, last by LochNessMonster 14:01 Mon 21st Sep 2020

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