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i was the last car involved in a multiple pile up my contention is that i had allowed the correct stopping distance and had come to rest, when, the car in front of me under newtons (cradle) effect...
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good old red ken, tube strike for three days now at least i wont have to stand under a sweaty armpit! anyway after swamping the roads of london with so many buses thay run around even at rush hour...
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ok a bit radical but effective, a one month amnesty for these wasters who have guns in their possession, then if found with one.... they are lined up against a wall and shot with it, qiute simple,...
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ok you lefty lot, you insist they a very small percentage of the population, the officiial figures are out now, consult the daily mail (yes the demonic one!) more than 20% of crime in london is...
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livingstones latest plan to improve london... read on if youre from elsewhere this loaded pc regime is coming to you soon! in an apparent racist move against the majority he proposes making it easier...
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heres two suggestions.... flymo....definitely doesnt do what it says on the tin, rubbish at flying rubbish at mowing! tracing paper toilet roll, what was that all about? bronco and izal... the most...
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cor luvley jubbley! is this the wagon wheel syndrome again.... when i was a lad lots of years ago an orange jubbley was quite large, last weekend i was delighted to find a box of them at tescos and...
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so boris johnson is going to stand for mayor, at last !!!!!! livingstone has been a disaster for all londoners except the lightweight looney left lot boris presumably will concentrate on matters...
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would the last english person to leave switch off the lights?
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heres a tip... you are entering a store intending to spend say ?20. purchase four ?5 gift vouchers at the appropriate customer services till, you get a greetings card free of your choice for each one,...
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anbd one for the travellers market 'go and wash'
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what is it with these people what is the attraction for people born in the uk of immigrant stock to want to speak in the accent of their forefathers? go anywhere in sarf london and you will hear kids...
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who said... i wouldnt say i am the best.... but i am in the top one!
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i pay a hefty amount of ni and tax per month, and for what? these tax credits for people who have kids when they only have a crummy job to support themselves, be more responsible!!! do you think...
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went to the doctors the other day for a check up, he said mrs .. you are clinically obese (fat), she replies . i want a second opinion! alright then youre f***ing ugly as well!
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mrs cohen goes along to the stamford hill advertiser and says she would like to place an obituary for her recently passed away husband, of course madam what words would you like to say? well how much...
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ive been given a card for mean18 roulette mode its a site for serious players they say has anyone any experience of the organisation?

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