As I entered the living room, in my shiny new suit, to show it off. I heard my wife say "wow you're a vision!" I replied "oh its just a little something that I threw on". "No not you" she said...
Who has the responsibility for the replacement of the exterior, wall mounted (broken) gas meter cabinets.
The service provider, tenant, landlord or property owner ?...
I was mortified when I saw the driver of the refuse collection truck reverse right into my garden gate.
I decided not to say anything about his poor driving just in case he took a fence!...
An articulated lorry shed its load of onions, all over the M1 motorway earlier today.
Police have advised motorists to find a hard shoulder to cry on...
A cowboy rides into an old wild west town and shoots dead an artist.
The Sheriff asks him "why on earth did you do that ?"
The cowboy says "I thought he was gonna draw"...
I walked into a shop and noticed all the staff were standing around in a huddle chatting. To try to get some attention, I raised my voice a little and said "will somebody please sell me a kettle!" To...
I was in a Chinese restaurant the other day, when someone dressed as a duck came over to my table, poured me a glass of red wine and gave me a single red rose and said "you're eyes sparkle like...
I have a kitchen light that suddenly stopped working. On inspection, the tube was blackened at one end, so I took it to the shop to match it with the correct replacement (28w Osram CFL square)type....
The park keeper stopped me and said he had just seen my dog chasing a man on a bike.
That's ridiculous, I replied, "my dog don't know how to ride a bike!"...
Some new evidence has emerged that birds of prey, in the Australian bush are dropping burning twigs on areas of dense vegetation, to start new fire outbreaks, in what seems to be to make small animals...
Now that China has decided that they don't want to import anymore plastics, what green alternatives can be used for packaging etc ?. Example, I recently bought a box of mince pies, which was packed in...
A Mexican firefighter, while on duty received an urgent phone call from the maternity unit of his local hospital. The midwife informed him he was the father of a beautiful, bouncing baby boy and we've...
Apart from my usual, hanging nut, suet and seed feeders, I've bought some apples and scattered them on the lawn. So far they've attracted some blackbirds but hopefully other species may come, red...
